Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015

No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.

Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.

"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."

by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022

fap it out

When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.

Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!

by matok August 12, 2020

FAP

Follow Along Program

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.

by SteviaTs September 7, 2016

Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021