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dog water

An uncreative insult to others who are bad at a game and/or made a terrible play. Typically used with the class of 2023 and younger. This is due to the fact that people from 2022 and up lived through the unfiltered chat so the insults were far more creative(This is a general statement, of course, there is some gray area in the date between different people).
by Skeltion May 15, 2021
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Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)
that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl
by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019
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Dog Sod Squad

The boys who fuck dogs every week at the Dog Party.
Looks like the Dog Sod Squad is getting together again. How many dogs are gonna be sodomized tonight??
by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025
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Dogs

A term used instead of feet on the internet.
"Get your dogs our of my face."
by qwertyuikjnbvcdsertgh August 18, 2022
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Dog

act lazily; fail to try one's hardest
Eric had a reputation for dogging it a little
by Jiniffer April 9, 2022
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Dog

an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend

fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor
my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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