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What a homewrecker shes such a waste bìtch that sparklz ye

by Jadesifur May 23, 2023

Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.

“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”

by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025

cumular waste

Anylon diposale item that has been into contact with semen or has been used for clean up purposes

Little Jimmy's cumular waste was all over his bedroom

by Robertvson April 22, 2018

Wasting Everybody's Time

Are and have been. This has been a complete waste of time. It looks to me like you're doing a suicide pact. And like, if you do a suicide pact, the Jews just get genocided anyways. Heheheh, like, you're never going to let the Jews get genocided again... Unless everybody else dies with you- Hey! You sound like...

Hym "You ARE and HAVE BEEN wasting everybody's time. The sabotage is ramping up because that's the whole point (teams of 2 (like Hell's Paradise) to bypass the Anubis BTW). What are we going here guys? Nothing you are talking about is going to change anything because the people you are talking to are just telling themselves what they want to hear and then conveying that to you. Hurry it up. Quick like a bunny."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.

"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford

by Waste logged May 3, 2017

Wawa Wasted

An extremely drunk girl from Philly who is so intoxicated all she craves is late night food from Wawa.

This drunk chick I work with was Wawa wasted double fisting hoagies with hot honey sauce in the hotel lobby.

by Daddy Rex December 11, 2024

Williams wasted

The highest level of being drunk.

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.

by Ezedoll October 5, 2025