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Sexurity System

A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.
"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."
by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014
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Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.
The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .
by QuacksO February 24, 2017
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gravponics drain system

gravponics drain system explains the workings of a gravponics drain. It is also part of the word gravponic system drain bias
Since gravponics system drain bias is a word, the actual word gravponics drain system is the term to describe what it is.
by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013
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The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 4, 2022
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THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS

YOUR ORAL TONGUE TASTE BUDS, TESTICLES, AMD ASSHOLE are them.
You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021
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slave of the system

The slave of the system is a simple person. He works from 8 to 15 per day. The slave of the system can drink and smoke a lot, but he remains a slave of the system and will never leave it.
Hello, my name is (the name of any person) and I do not agree that I am a slave of the system. System is a lie, and Im free person.
by REALITY! May 17, 2017
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