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Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022
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Lazy

A word used to describe an individual who has a dearth of motivation, thus not doing everyday tasks as efficiently as a more industrious individual would.
Mom: Stop leaving your clothes lying around in the room, Jay that's being lazy.
Jay: Sorry, mom
by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022
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Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it
Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans
by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021
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Lazy Mustang

The act of giving fellatio with little to no enthusiasm
Dinner wasnt worth it. all I got was a lazy Mustang.
by Reapers_Gambit February 23, 2021
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Lazy Legspreader

A person who does nothing but lays on their back and spreads their legs.
Juju is nothing but a lazy legspreader.
by Wldflwr79 November 22, 2024
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Lazy ass

I can’t be bothered to explain how to use “lazy ass”
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Lazy pig

That person is a S.Trolley - lazy pig
by Huckleburypie December 23, 2021
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