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lazy suzanne

Guy: hey nice lazy Susan
Girl: that's actually a lazy Suzanne, it's chic.
by Webstersdictionarydotcom October 11, 2015
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lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007
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Kathleen Lazy

When you are so lazy you’d rather pay more money in rent than help around the house.
Man, my house is so messy... I’m so Kathleen Lazy today.
by Cass1234 November 22, 2019
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lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan June 16, 2012
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Lazy

Zacharys lazy
by The Homies Boy October 5, 2020
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Gender-lazy Polliwog

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"
by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022
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Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
by GloryJoel September 15, 2019
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