Grim Garden

A phrase used to describe a specific kind of place: An idea of a utopia, where everyone is accepted for their individuality so long as it does not impede on other’s. a place where people are relentlessly loyal to who they are; their originality. Creativity, and personality. Never compromising that to appease anyone else.

I want my home to feel like a Grim Garden.

by Dr. Grim October 21, 2019

weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

garden pub

the result of a dad having a mid-life crisis

"do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."

by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023

Botanical-Garden

outdoor gin venue

I had the best day out drinking gin at Botanical-garden

by 98765ghyt November 24, 2021

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

Olive Garden

One might toss a salad but if you get the Olive Garden your getting a stick of bread and creamy sauce on your face with fettuccine on your head making you look blonde.

Anderson usually wants me to toss his salad but this time he asked if any of my friends could Cooper ate and give him some Olive Garden

by 8284play January 8, 2021

grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.

(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.

by Tamicakes January 16, 2022