till your garden

to comb through or rip out a persons pubes with you teeth while going down on them

friend 1: bro she asked me to till her garden
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden

friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary

by birch_soup June 3, 2024

Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.

1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.

by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021

Gucci Garden

Worst Roblox Event Ever

Look at this Gucci Garden has many dislikes

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021

grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.

(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.

by Tamicakes January 16, 2022

soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.

by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

Advent Garden

The Advent Garden:

From The Garden of Eden. The coming shall ravel like a phoenix to LA LA Land. LLL.

1.)As the Advent Garden was birthing over GO-No-ld, RG3 and JC3 P.O. Have delivered Gold unfound. Dumbfound. Whooh.

2.) Corners Of The U.S.A.

3.) Everyone Wars For Their Lands Of Religion, but this is a different kind of Mission. Airy. Mountain Rangers. Real Gold Diggers.

by SirPyschoSex=E August 7, 2012