Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

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pelvic splanchicnaeurnaenf

A mountain range above a small town in Finland.

I miss the ole' days back home climbing the pelvic splanchicnaeurnaenf mountains.

by alexferreira42 December 08, 2020

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Pelvic Sneezing

Slang term for masturbating with paper tissue.

Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."

Me: "For masturbating?"

Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"

by HonseIGuess July 30, 2024

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Pelvic 57

When a female is is on a computer chair and there is a dildo attached to the desk in front of her, and then the male uses his pelvic thrust to push her into the didloed-desk.

My pelvic hurts because i was doing the Pelvic 57 on my gf, she got real loose.

by Mikot August 05, 2008

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