Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."
Me: "For masturbating?"
Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"
Me: "For masturbating?"
Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"
by HonseIGuess July 30, 2024

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"
The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

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by alexferreira42 December 8, 2020

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018
