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Pelvic Sneezing

Slang term for masturbating with paper tissue.
Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."

Me: "For masturbating?"

Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"
by HonseIGuess July 30, 2024
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pelvically confused

"the 8th grade girlfriend who was pelvically confused"
by niine_ February 24, 2024
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Pelvic destruction

That girl was giving me blueballs, so when she finally gave in, I carried out pelvic destruction.
by Ululu February 28, 2021
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pelvic splanchicnaeurnaenf

I miss the ole' days back home climbing the pelvic splanchicnaeurnaenf mountains.
by alexferreira42 December 8, 2020
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Pelvic Power Launch

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018
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