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nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 29, 2008
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Nonsense

Something that is irrelevant, unimportant for details in a story, or something that conflicts with your schedule, ie a reason for why a party member is absent; respectfully, with no insult to the actual activity the absent is attending. A fun way of saying “extraneous.”
“Where’s John?”

“Oh he’s up to some nonsense, school related.”

“So I was working a double, and he hits me with this nonsense I gotta pickup on the way home.
by insomniacwithnightmares July 9, 2023
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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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Nonsense November

To Live completely bonkers to take that extra miles of Nonsense November!
Aron: i starting to see and hearing "Nonsense November!"

Kimmy;l: wait? Do no Nut November?

Aron: it's Nonsense November!

Kimmy: oh! Got ya!
by anonymous_Wolfe November 7, 2022
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Nonsense Crossover

A crossover between two different things with both different subject and stories that are unrelated to each other (Cartoons, TV shows, Movies and video games included)
Richard: Hey man check out this crossover between (subject) x (subject)
John: Oh... that's good nonsense crossover i guess.
by Robert Francis. Kennedy January 8, 2021
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