Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Art Lesson

Use in place of asking a prostitute how much for sex

Hey Sally what is your rate for an “Art Lesson”?

by Xlnc1968 December 11, 2019

armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.

Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7

by hayeren January 7, 2018

lesson 19

Lesson 19 is another word for nudes.

Yo Lily, can you send me lesson 19 cuz I need to study some biology for science?

by #30MA3T January 13, 2018

science lesson

the eternal torture chamber for middle finger newton

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

e-lesson

when you don't need to go to school but you have depression

hey, how you doin?
i'm on my e-lesson.
oh, do you need antidepressants?

by Zesie October 21, 2020

lesson

it means you dont need to do it because your smart

i need lesson

by thrfthef December 3, 2020