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learn you a lesson

i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.

teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.
jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!

phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!

(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)
learn you a lesson by lotty3k April 22, 2006

Life lesson

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Lesson in remedial physics 

Where people have a car reck because they have forgotten everything they know about the physics of cars like how fast they go and how hard they bump into each other and so have to be reminded by recking there cars.
He got a lesson in remedial physics.

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

Lesson19 

A vary gay work sheet nobody does and is known to cause constant depression when it makes you fail art class.
dammit I didn't do lesson19
Lesson19 by Jackassless February 22, 2019

Porn lessions 

A new type of education in which a school gives lessions on how to have sex like a porn star. It is often run by an exporn star/porn star{s} and/or a porn film company from which they sometimes recrut porn acters and actresses.
The lessions include in the act learning that is during sex.
Lets take some porn lessions.
Porn lessions by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010