When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
Get the Irish swimming lessons mug.Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.
Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
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Ben: Christian, stop playing Lessons in Love. It is destroying your mental stability, I can't watch you hurt yourself. like this
Christian: The new update is about to come out, I need to play it.
Christian: The new update is about to come out, I need to play it.
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A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.
A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.
Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"
Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"
Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"
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