Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

Banbury Greeting

When you greet someone at your front door with a knife.

You come knock on my door, im grabbing a fucking knife and shanking you with it.

Thats called a Banbury Greeting.

by Jenesh January 7, 2022

sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”

“AHCHOO!”

“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”

by Dcstrutter December 18, 2023

greet

A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.

He’s just a greet, but one day he’ll learn to snap like a true nigreet.

by Zach Beckwith October 5, 2023

generic greeting

Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.

A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"

by QuacksO August 5, 2019

Deep Greet

Holding hands with someone while double fisting an orifice

Have you ever experienced a deep greet with your boyfriend and your ex-wife?

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025

Greet and Retreat

The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.

Anon: The servers dead, nothing but Greet and Retreat for the last week.

by JesSayers December 15, 2020