jerkers greeting

When you are jerking off with someone and you touch tips mid jerk

I got a jerkers greeting from my dad. Help me mom.

by Baslix October 20, 2017

Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

generic greeting

Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.

A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"

by QuacksO August 5, 2019

Banbury Greeting

When you greet someone at your front door with a knife.

You come knock on my door, im grabbing a fucking knife and shanking you with it.

Thats called a Banbury Greeting.

by Jenesh January 7, 2022

cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.

Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!

by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018

sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”

“AHCHOO!”

“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”

by Dcstrutter December 18, 2023

triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018