When you open your mouth to get a shot poured from the tequila bottle but it gets poured on your head instead.
by j dub tongue out December 06, 2023

by UltraViolentClockwork April 20, 2018

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.
No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!
by JopKatz December 07, 2015

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

by $P1D£R February 08, 2009

You are as wide as outside. You are large and in charge. refers to possessing a size, quantity, or extent that significantly exceeds the average, typical, or expected dimensions. It can describe physical objects, living beings, abstract concepts, or numerical values, often implying immensity, vastness, or substantial impact.
by Jetplane February 10, 2025
