An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.
Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
by Hansel San November 30, 2017
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John: Going to Venus and possible colonizing it is far more plausible than colonizing Mars.
Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.
John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!
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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?
Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.
Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.
John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!
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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?
Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.
by Incendio September 11, 2018
Get the Surfacism mug.Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
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