Elevated surfaces

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.

Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”

by Dankiest dictionary October 1, 2018

surfcentered

Someone who only enjoys life if they are surfing, talking about surfing, or dreaming about surfing. Otherwise, they can be a bit bitchy and not respond to anything you say or do

Guy #1 "Hey dude let's go catch a movie."
Guy #2 "No dude let's go catch some waves."
Guy #1 "You're so surfcentered. Is that all you do?"
Guy #2 "No.... maybe.... fine yea that's all I do."

by jusagenius August 12, 2009

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

sourface

1 The face made when eating a very sour item, such as Sour Patch Kids or Warheads, where the lips pucker and contort in an unusual manner
2 A similar face made when someone is angry, upset, or annoyed

Reality show housewife 1: I asked my son to take out the trash; you wouldn't believe the sourface he gave me when I said it!
Reality show housewife 2: I would have given you the sourface too! I just have our maid do it.
Reality show housewife 1: And that's why you're $80,000 in credit card debt and your house is in foreclosure
Reality show housewife 2: *Gives the sourface*

"You wouldn't believe my husband! I told him to go clean out the garage and he didn't, so I turned the TV off while the game was on, and he gave me the biggest sourface I've ever seen! Then he mumbled something about me getting back in the kitchen and making him a sandwich."

by mckaylamaroneyisnotimpressed November 18, 2012

Susface

A dirty look.

Person 1: Aye yo, you see that nigga over there?

Person 2: Yeah, what about him?

Person 1: That niggas giving me susface!

by Listenheremychychyum April 16, 2010

surfaceyness

The inability to have an in depth conversation that would result in some actual point to talking.

The surfaceyness of most people's conversations these days is quite ridiculous.

by viper6117 April 8, 2010

surfactant

n- a molecule containing both hydrophilic (water loving, polar) and hydrophobic (water hating, nonpolar) parts, thus enabling the mixture of two generally imiscible (noncompatable) solvents such as oil and water.

soap, dish detergent, and molecules such as oleic acid and sodium dodecylsulfate (SDS) are all surfactants.

by Skippy McJimmers April 5, 2006