I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
by RoyCoup November 13, 2012
by R. Sauers September 3, 2012
Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.
Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.
Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
Person 2: New romney mate.
Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018
1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.
2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."
by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012
by Naddy Date October 12, 2012
A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
by Frtyishawt December 6, 2012
If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.
by sbus November 10, 2012