False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

marcus profit

a fat gay man who loves it in the asshole all night

Man did you see marcus profit with his dad last night

by dadadadfdasfdas June 3, 2018

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023

False profit

Police using chemicals and surgical experiments to force marriage of Guardian and child Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada specialty

Justin Trudeau is a false profit chasing the Granger's across five nations starting with Manchester Robin Hood truedeau and chief executive officer Granger Manchester United Kingdom England

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

Virtue Profiting

The act of enriching ones business or self by manipulating shoppers though virtue signaling. Currently being employed by many major food companies, and liberal politicians who then funnel money to their friend's and/or family's businesses.

1). What did BLM spend all of their virtue profits on last summer? Where did all that money go? 2). Ilhan Omar's husband virtue profited from both of her campaigns. 3). Look at all the food and clothing companies virtue profiting by claiming to understand the struggles of minorities.

by tacytriD February 14, 2021