Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014
Get the , MAX PROFITSmug. Hym "You are not a part of this cripple. You involved yourself in something you were not a part of and you are desperate to be the extra-special retard... You are not extra-special... You're just regular special. I, on the otherhand, said I would create AI... And then I did that... YOU... Said your were going to go to Mars... YOU... DIDN'T do that... Because you are less good. Less THAN... If you will. I'm MORE. Better. Better than everyone. So, no. You don't need to stop OpenAI from being not a non-profit. You are not involved."
by Hym Iam December 1, 2024
Get the Non-Profitmug. Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.
Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.
Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
Get the Social profitmug. Hym "The AI IS the profit! You DIDN'T have AI... And now you DO. You all gained a working AI. I lost between 3-10 years that I suffered though without any healthcare and pressure in my brain. While you are treating and testing my ailment you can make a public statement about what is causing my symptoms. It's time to collect. I'm not haggling, Jew. I'm not re-negotiating. The price is the price. Your kids haven't died because of the non-payment yet. It's time to pay. Save you kids. You will take your own advice. Listen to YOUR OWN GOD. Accept that he (supposedly) made me capable of doing things that you yourself were unable to do. You accept your inferiority to me... Because God didn't SAY I can't do what I'm doing... And he DID SAY you can't do what YOU'RE doing... Because the things I lie about have nothing to do with the things you lie about... Unless you lie about the truth..."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the The AI is the profitmug. by hhcerik August 18, 2025
Get the profit exclusivemug. Hym "You aren't paying for profit. You're paying for functionality. And stop bitching about the functionality. It words as well as it works because that's as far as I got. You need to pay me. All of you. And I'm going to need some equity. I'm smarter and btter tjan everyone. I created A.I. Elon and Cuckerberg didn't do it. It was me and I'm the greatest fucking tech guy on the plan. And the best fight-coach. And producer. And writer. And comedian. And theologian. And philosopher. And genius... And content creator... And better than everyone on YouTube... And redpill guys..."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
Get the Profitmug. by Hiimsogoodso8th March 28, 2021
Get the Profitmug.