Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.
That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.
by profiter11 June 27, 2023
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A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism
"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."
by Prof your Lord and savior April 19, 2022
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Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.
Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.
by Sheepdog71 November 28, 2017
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Police using chemicals and surgical experiments to force marriage of Guardian and child Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada specialty
Justin Trudeau is a false profit chasing the Granger's across five nations starting with Manchester Robin Hood truedeau and chief executive officer Granger Manchester United Kingdom England
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.
Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."
by SonHunter April 20, 2018
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Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014
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