Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

Profiteer

One who dabbles in Profiteroles.

Dave's dessert of choice makes him a Profiteer!

by JNR74 February 16, 2024

False profit

Police using chemicals and surgical experiments to force marriage of Guardian and child Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada specialty

Justin Trudeau is a false profit chasing the Granger's across five nations starting with Manchester Robin Hood truedeau and chief executive officer Granger Manchester United Kingdom England

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

nuts for profit

The opposite of a Not-For-Profit organization. For example, a company that will go the extra length to make a dollar cutting corners contrary to industry standards and screwing their employees. Can also refer to organizations who say they are non-profit but really are not.

"I thought this was supposed to be a not-for-profit organization"

"They're nuts for profit I tell ya"

by fb1907 April 18, 2018

False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

profit chute

One's orifice used in a manner to obtain financial or other benefits.

If I don't get this job I'm going to have to rent out the old profit chute.

by the number two May 22, 2019

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023