False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

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profit chute

One's orifice used in a manner to obtain financial or other benefits.

If I don't get this job I'm going to have to rent out the old profit chute.

by the number two May 22, 2019

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profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

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The act of enriching ones business or self by manipulating shoppers though virtue signaling. Currently being employed by many major food companies, and liberal politicians who then funnel money to their friend's and/or family's businesses.

1). What did BLM spend all of their virtue profits on last summer? Where did all that money go? 2). Ilhan Omar's husband virtue profited from both of her campaigns. 3). Look at all the food and clothing companies virtue profiting by claiming to understand the struggles of minorities.

by tacytriD February 14, 2021

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