Max: Idk why but I’ve been thinking a lot about relationships recently
Ryan: same
Max: I’m gonna choose to blame it on hormones tho
Ryan: ya hormones are rats
Ryan: same
Max: I’m gonna choose to blame it on hormones tho
Ryan: ya hormones are rats
by Myuiadravenx July 26, 2018
by Hnogfer May 15, 2020
A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
when you start getting horny randomly for no apparent reason, it can just be like talking to someone and getting turned on.
by a.b.swizzle June 3, 2019
A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.
Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"
by Trystane August 20, 2010
Sally my best friend gave me hormonal support by sucking my cock, its chill were still best friends!
by biscuitlover October 24, 2011