Griff

A way to describe something as awesome or cool.

That's not very Griff of you.
Or
Holy Toledo, that party was so Griff!

by TheGriffenator March 28, 2020

Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023

Dirty Griff

The act of a freakishly tall guy using his dick as a piñata.

at the birthday party Shaq pulled a dirty griff.

by Hot dog water420 March 8, 2022

Griff

Any man named Griff is either black, or has a massive penis. Griff is a god amoungst men, and can not be stopped. The bitches love him abd he gets a whole lot of pussy. He is the highest ranking on society. Full name version is either Griffin, Griffith or Griffis

Griff is a god

by Memomome May 7, 2020

“Griff a beer”

When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.

P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”

by Poke-chan January 14, 2018

Griff

When someone is always late and takes credit for something they hardly contribute to.

"I wouldn't team up with that guy, he's a total griff"

Dude 1: "Hey where is he? He said he was going to be here an hour ago"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's always late"
Dude 1: "Oh, so he's griffin'"

by MudnToast March 26, 2024

griff

the act of luring unsuspecting adults in to your dms only to surprise attack them with a "I'm a minor have fun in jail noncey boy" and then use age regression as a way out.

bruh I don't fw that hoe she's a legit griff

by horsefondler55 August 4, 2021