dirty zach 

When a male alligator uses it shorter nose to fill up a female crocodiles anal cavity and then the female crocodile lays an egg onto the alligator. The alligator then raises the egg until the baby crocodile is murdered for its scales which are then used to make the boots your girl wears while you fuck her.

Oh hell yeah we did a Dirty Zach

dirty zach by Nick Compton Collar Popping August 6, 2017

Pulling a Zach 

The act of getting a girl naked in bed, and then rolling over and falling asleep. Leaving her unsatisfied

"Dude, did you hear about James? He got so drunk last night he pulled a Zach!"
"Woah, sucks for her."
"Yea, he is the master tho of Pulling a Zach"

Pulling a Zach by CC2011 September 12, 2011

Dirty Zach 

That thing when you heat up a can of cranberry sauce, stick it in a woman’s rectum and then go to town.

The best part of Thanksgiving is when you pull a Dirty Zach before dinner.

Dirty Zach by Roger Rogers April 3, 2020

Luh Zach

Can Take Your Girl In A Smooth Fashion

"Dang There Go Luh Zach Hide You Female"

Luh Zach by Luh Zach October 20, 2020

fat zach 

A walking whale With a little chode and he likes girls 18 years younger than him

Look at that fat Zach

fat zach by Ronald burris October 26, 2017

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody 

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.

Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody by Hello Helicopter February 21, 2008

The suite life of Zach and Cody 

Yet another shitty Disney show, specifically engineered by evil Zog media moguls to appeal to stupid little girls and retarded boys.

Me: Hey Kristy, what the hell are you watching?

Kristy: Deeeeerrrr, The suite life of Zach and Cody!

Me: Jesus fucking christ.....

The suite life of Zach and Cody by Fuck Disney February 21, 2009