Crumpin Off

Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.

“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”

“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”

by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

fork off

To only take a small piece of food instead of a larger piece.

"Hey Dan, you want a slice of cake?" "Nah, let me just take a fork off."

by SleepyJerry August 27, 2022

Mexican Cuck Off

Two or more people sitting in cuck chairs watching each other, waiting for someone to start jerking off or fingering themself.

Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.

by Cuckin-cousins May 25, 2024

Fuck me off

To have sexual intercourse with the male counterpart

Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off
Person : thats pretty gay but sure .

by CurvaceousGorilla June 05, 2021

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 02, 2022