A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
Get the Volunteer Fire Fagmug. Campaign professional who manages volunteers. Gets them to the right place at the right time to be effective.
by jiminstl April 20, 2010
Get the volunteer wranglermug. A food bank and thrift store in Fremont, CA that gives off a creepy vibe despite being a positive place. Erin Wright is the Volunteer Coordinator there.
I look for bargains at Tricity Volunteers but I can't stay for long. It feels like a ghost is following me around.
by dearestherthethird January 18, 2013
Get the Tricity Volunteersmug. Someone who is doing the action of self-volunteering. In other words, he would do positive actions solely not waiting for groups, associations nor states.
1 I am a self-volunteer.
2 You should try both volunteering and self-volunteering.
3 My dad is a self-volunteer, he makes free videos teaching people commerce.
2 You should try both volunteering and self-volunteering.
3 My dad is a self-volunteer, he makes free videos teaching people commerce.
by イジプトのカ May 22, 2024
Get the Self-volunteermug. An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute
Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022
Get the National Band Volunteer Daymug. A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country
I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!
Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
Get the United States Volunteer Rangersmug. Someone who you would murder if you could teleport behind them. Preferably in front of their bed with a sledgehammer at night. Because they're such self important faggots who don't realize this site is for memes
by OG Crackhouse May 25, 2020
Get the ud volunteer editormug.