SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 4, 2011

oh for jeez

a statement anger or discontent made by somebody named Sue

sue watches a movie starring Eddie Murphy and he drops the F-bomb
"oh for jeez" sue says then turns her head away while puckering her mouth with anger

by jawsh yoo wah January 7, 2008

Oh jeez oh johnny!

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).

Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm being chased! Oh jeez oh johnny!

by Lt Ender June 23, 2017

Jeez wid smees

1. A phrase or saying said when surprised or angry.

*does something cool*. "oh jeez wid smees!" He said.

by Moppity Shlop the Mop April 22, 2018

Jeez

A mixture of cheese and jiz

Dad, can I get a ham and jeez sandwich

by Jeez god January 23, 2020

jeez

jeez its jesus nickname , we often use it to show our feelings of anger ,excitment etc.

jeez!!!!! that girl piss me!

by majira the strawberry March 20, 2017

Jeez

Jeez or jeez o used in Scotland as slang for the same reason as saying “Jesus Christ” or “omg”

jeez o u scared the crap out of me

by Yournanscabbage June 6, 2023