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Hostile Hodges

A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
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hostile la vista

Describes da mood when someone bids farewell to someone else whom he either dislikes or is displeased with.
Da Terminator most likely was actually thinking, "HOSTILE la vista" when he blew da liquid-nitrogen-frozen T-1000 to bits, since he was none too happy about all da chaos and destruction dat said evil cyborg had caused up to dat point.
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
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Hostility Host

An Airbnb host that requires guests to answer increasingly outlandish questions prior to allowing them to simply book a place to stay. Should a guest be able to book a place with one of these hosts, the host usually uses their spy cameras and listening devices to monitor the guest to ensure that none of their 4,000 house rules are broken. Hostility Hosts often only leave one roll of toilet paper for an entire week-long stay. When the guest finally checks out, the Hostility Host typically has a long list of chores that must be completed, including cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush.
Greg is a hostility host that uses his ring camera to watch his guests unload their cars just to make sure they don't sneak in any food that isn't on the list of pre-approved items.
by ChansenStone March 20, 2024
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Hostile Environment

The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Meeting
by A_B_B February 5, 2021
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Hostility

Oh shit, hold up! My bad! Is it not ok to ask wtf is up with all this? Because this ain't a normal thing for people to be doing to a guy... So... Yeah...
Hym "Well, shoot! I didn't think I would need all the hostility! If I would have known I was right to think that people are doing the thing they are clearly doing; we wouldn't even be here. That is ridiculous! I mean how hard is that to not do to people? What is this supposed to do here? I get that you have cause to be suspicious but I'm just not getting the point of all this. And yeah, that's a good idea actually. So you CAN access all of the good and bad clips from me though, correct? Because if you have clumps of all the bad stuff you must also have access to the work as a whole, right? That's good to know... Here's the thing: I just want the thing that is happening to me to not be happening to me. I get that you all have your grievances and I know I'm the worst thing ever on the planet but I care about getting things over with quickly. Can we speed this up at all. I see that people clearly feel some kind of way about it. I just want whatever I can get for some of that and to slither back into the darkness from whence I came. So, now that I have your attention: That... That thing that I just said. 👆Up there? Read it again.
by Hym Iam August 16, 2022
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