guest list

the girls you have an interest in

so you've been single for a while. anyone on the guest list?

by Marty Poo June 5, 2007

Uninvited guest

When a group of people enter a bathroom and consecutively defecate into the toilet without flushing. Best when done with a dry dock.

We all went over and left an uninvited guest at their house.

by CharlieMacDeeNDennis September 26, 2008

Mystery Guest

A person who nobody knows at a party, usually stands next to something, pretending to drink from the same bottle after it's empty.

Dude who's the Mystery Guest hanging out by the fridge?" "No idea, I thought you brought him?

by dmaulition July 15, 2011

Guest ghost

A guest host at WWE RAW who's "there", but never makes an appearence.

Person 1: Ashton Kutcher is gonna be at RAW tonight!

Person 2:He never came out on the ramp... He's a guest ghost.

by pupcookie June 6, 2010

Guest Room Moment

When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.

K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...

(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.

by meli&nadz November 29, 2011

Guest bed booty

When you have sex while staying over at someone else's house. Does not necessary have to be while on vacation.

After the guest bed booty I had last night, they will definitely have to change these sheets .

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003