give a Teacup Yorkie's shit

Care minimally about something.

She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it

by Greg-K May 19, 2022

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

Do I give a shit

No

Do i give a shit
No

by Slavic man May 23, 2021

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

nobody gives a shit

Nobody gives anything

Nobody gives a shit (anything) about my test.

by Alhind69 March 26, 2021

Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it

A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him

by I give half a shit July 1, 2020