McFlurry

a dessert sold by McDonald's for $1.49 that consists in gods getting their hands into the ice cream machine to then add oreo topping and freeze the fuck out of it and then adding it molten chocolate making it for the most fucking delicious treat ever made in McDonald's

child:mom I want McDonald's
mom:no we have food at home
child:i will invite you from my mcflurry
mom:*tokyo drifts into McDonald's drive thru* okay

by yoloelyoyo July 18, 2019

Blue McFlurry

When a man doesnt wash his penis for a few weeks he gets a build up of schmeg. He then creampies a woman and all the schmeg oozes out - The "Mcflurry"

My wife and I decided to try the new trend, a Blue Mcflurry

by Branman69 March 17, 2020

morning mcflurry

When you come in the girls asshole and suck out the semen from it.

Dude I gave the girl a Morning McFlurry

by PePe069 December 5, 2017

mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food

Kyle mcflurry spooned Linda.

by Torro57 May 6, 2016

McFlurry

McFlurry (verb)- The action of putting someone disliked into a McDonald’s mcflurry machine to blend them up

Used in a sentence- “damn bro I hate Riley” “why don’t you just McFlurry him then? ez?”

by cherrytherapper December 7, 2020

Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE

Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.

by Fishtank35 November 24, 2021