a dessert sold by McDonald's for $1.49 that consists in gods getting their hands into the ice cream machine to then add oreo topping and freeze the fuck out of it and then adding it molten chocolate making it for the most fucking delicious treat ever made in McDonald's
child:mom I want McDonald's
mom:no we have food at home
child:i will invite you from my mcflurry
mom:*tokyo drifts into McDonald's drive thru* okay
mom:no we have food at home
child:i will invite you from my mcflurry
mom:*tokyo drifts into McDonald's drive thru* okay
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