Animal clever

Possessing skills of a shady or possibly shady nature. Applied to people of little intellect.

X:"She got fired as a Walmart greeter cuz she kept telling the customers they dressed like they shopped there too much already, so she filed a lawsuit saying her free speech rights had been violated and she won a huge settlement. wtf?!"

Y:"Yeah, she's animal clever for sure!"

X:"He's too dumb to follow the directions on a can of corn, but he's the go to man if you ever lock your keys in your car."

Y:"Some people are just animal clever."

by Vardogr June 21, 2010

Office Clever

Referring to a person who is dressed to look smart and clever when they clearly don't fit the role.

Guy: Look at John in his new glasses, he's looking office clever today

by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

Michala-clever

A person who is regularly experiencing sudden bursts of cleverness, while behaving pretty stoned at other times.

person 1: Yeah.. Horses.. Society.... By the way, the reason that africa's now "giving" the danes food is, that people wanna feel that they also RECEIVE something from africa. This might get them to donate more. Cake.. uuuh..
person 2: uhh dude you're so michala-clever sometimes, you know?

by truthspeaker. September 14, 2010

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

It's not big and it's not clever

A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.

Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.

by gav-wan July 12, 2018

eat my shit and get clever

Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.

Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."

Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.

by balloonus November 22, 2011

Whatever's clever

1.Used mostly to agree to actions or events that seem interesting or fun at that very moment of the idea being brought up in conversation.
2. Used also as clever word play when you're talking/texting your woman which leaves you to seem mysterious and let's you see how far to the next levels she will be willing to go.

1. Hey Leeah do you want to go throw rocks at cars?
Leeah- Sure, whatevers clever.
2.woman-so what do you like to do?
Guy- Whatever's clever baby

by LeeahNicole August 17, 2023