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the big salad

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's
At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.
by ~The Nameless One~ September 6, 2005
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play-doh

The second coolest thing in the world. Just like fire except it's not hot. And you can squeeze it in your hands. And it comes in multiple colors. And it smells like shit. And unlike fire it can't burn down houses and forests. Come to think of it, its not really like fire at all....Shit
This play=doh is just like fire. I mean....errr....ummm.....shit
by ~The Nameless One~ July 17, 2005
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examples

What are required to go along with every urbandictionary definition.

It's somewhat ridiculous that you have to use the word in the example, since you can amply do so without using the word.
No examples required. (But there's one anyway)
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
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euphemism

A word people use because they like deceiving themselves to believe we live in a Utopia.

Mostly they're used by organizations and "considerate" people who don't want to offend the "situationally disturbed" citizens.

George Carlin, a comedian, did a great schpiel about euphemisms once. (A few of the following examples are in his speech.)

You should read it. It may not "open your eyes," but you'll realize how much we like to disguise our speech and blind ourselves. Disguising a condition with nicer, longer words doesn't change the fact that you still have the condition. Sorry.

(Note: Not all examples {e.g. black/white} are "conditions" or negative at all}
IMO, There's nothing wrong with most of the following conditions; they just warrant a euphemism because society can't accept reality. Many are unavoidable.
I just call 'em like I see em.

Nobody:
is old, they're elderly senior citizens.
is gay, they're homosexual.
is poor, they're in poverty.
is black, they're African American.
is white, they're Caucasian.
is fat, they're obese.
is a slut, they're promiscuous.
is crippled, they're handicapped.
is deaf, they're hearing impaired.
is blind, they're visually impaired.
is retarded, they're mentally challenged.
is short, they're vertically challenged.
is stupid, they're academically challenged.

I could go on.
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
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