~The Nameless One~'s definitions

fast reflexes

The only acceptable substitute for good manners.

When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005

id

id is a software company too, pronounced like the last part of "did" NOT like I'd or I-D (as in identification).

They're best known for Quake (multiplayer) and Doom (singleplayer) game series'. They make other games too though, like Wolfenstein.

Yes, the later Doom series' have multiplayer (only holds four max though...) and Quake has singleplayer.

But like Call of Duty and Battlefield, nobody buys them for the weaker aspect. (Multiplayer, singleplayer, respectively)

id pwnz j00

by ~The Nameless One~ December 18, 2005

imao

In
My
Awesome
Opinion

IMAO, the A in IMAO stands for Awesome.

by ~The Nameless One~ April 9, 2006

revolution

1. Most commonly referred to in the form of an uprising. Usually by the people who are doing the revolt, the high powers consider it a rebellion.

2. Also a full orbit around a planet (for satellites/moons) or star (for planets).

The origin is interesting: Copernicus published a book in 1543 (apparently it's title is contraversial) Called something to the effect of: "On the Revolution of Heavenly Spheres". The Heavenly spheres is the part in question: some say it's Heavenly Orbs, celestial spheres, Heavenly bodies... but I went with the most common theory.

This book caused such an uprising, that the word revolution gained it's new and now common meeting.

1. Viva la revolution! (The revolution lives!)

2. It takes 365.24 days for the Earth to make a full revolution around the sun (according to the atomic clock), which is why our leap year adds another day every four years-- to make it reach 365.25. Because these numbers don't match exactly, our years are actually inaccurate, moreso as time goes on.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 12, 2005

nap time

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.

Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?

by ~The Nameless One~ August 3, 2005

oh nose

A really funny way to type oh nos, which is a sarcastic and mocking way of saying oh no.

Because, when you pronounce oh nos, it sounds like, "oh Nose"
Like the anatomy part. So it's kinda funny. Get it? Got it? Good.

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT MY *insert personal & embarassing item here.* AT *insert friend*'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

*Insert sarcastic remark* (Hint: Look at the word you're looking up)

So it looks like:

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT VIBRATOR AT JIM'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

OH NOSE!

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

morbid

Reality. Not sugar coated.

Life's a bitch. That's a fact.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 19, 2005