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main screen turn on

The proper course of action after we get signal.

Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
by ~The Nameless One~ June 23, 2007
mugGet the main screen turn onmug.

why

The word that means "y" must really be a vowel.
Either that, or some words have no vowels... why? Nobody knows.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005
mugGet the whymug.

angelina jolie

Gone in 60 seconds was a 2000 remake of the 1974 version, which was low budget. Would've been a shitty remake if not for the extreme hottness of the Hot chick you just looked up.
by ~The Nameless One~ May 14, 2005
mugGet the angelina joliemug.

the big salad

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's
At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.
by ~The Nameless One~ September 6, 2005
mugGet the the big saladmug.

vanilla

Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.

(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)

It's also the most common ice cream flavor.
*Man first discovered vanilla*

Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*
by ~The Nameless One~ May 18, 2005
mugGet the vanillamug.

examples

What are required to go along with every urbandictionary definition.

It's somewhat ridiculous that you have to use the word in the example, since you can amply do so without using the word.
No examples required. (But there's one anyway)
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
mugGet the examplesmug.

nap time

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.
Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?
by ~The Nameless One~ August 3, 2005
mugGet the nap timemug.

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