~The Nameless One~'s definitions

billionaire

Origin: Part of Bill Gates' first name, because he's got billions of bucks.

Damn. I wish I was a billionaire.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005

concur

Best used in the movie with Leonardo di Caprio and Tom Hanks. Catch Me If You Can. Cool movie with a true story by the way.

Phony Famous Doc: Dr Harris?
Cluless but skilled doctor: Yes?
Phony Famous Doc: Do you concur?
Cluless but skilled doctor: Concur with... what, sir?

See it. Then you'll understand. By the time you're reading this, it's probably on TV anyway.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005

why

The word that means "y" must really be a vowel.

Either that, or some words have no vowels... why? Nobody knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005

angelina jolie

Best damn part of Gone in 60 seconds.

Gone in 60 seconds was a 2000 remake of the 1974 version, which was low budget. Would've been a shitty remake if not for the extreme hottness of the Hot chick you just looked up.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 14, 2005

Double Take

When you do a once over on somebody, but something about them (male in a dress, purple hair, somebody looks like somebody you know in a crowd, etc.) caught your eye.

Often due to surprise at what you *thought* you saw, but you desire a second glance.

"Lose Control" by Missy Elliot. (It asked for an example. This is not my favorite song.)

"I’ve got a cute face
Chubby waist
Thick legs in shape
Rump shakin’ both ways
Make you do a double take"

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

m15m

Movies in 15 minutes.

Usually done to make fun of a movie they didn't like. Often hilarious to read, especially if you've seen the movie.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 14, 2005

euphemism

A word people use because they like deceiving themselves to believe we live in a Utopia.

Mostly they're used by organizations and "considerate" people who don't want to offend the "situationally disturbed" citizens.

George Carlin, a comedian, did a great schpiel about euphemisms once. (A few of the following examples are in his speech.)

You should read it. It may not "open your eyes," but you'll realize how much we like to disguise our speech and blind ourselves. Disguising a condition with nicer, longer words doesn't change the fact that you still have the condition. Sorry.

(Note: Not all examples {e.g. black/white} are "conditions" or negative at all}

IMO, There's nothing wrong with most of the following conditions; they just warrant a euphemism because society can't accept reality. Many are unavoidable.
I just call 'em like I see em.

Nobody:
is old, they're elderly senior citizens.
is gay, they're homosexual.
is poor, they're in poverty.
is black, they're African American.
is white, they're Caucasian.
is fat, they're obese.
is a slut, they're promiscuous.
is crippled, they're handicapped.
is deaf, they're hearing impaired.
is blind, they're visually impaired.
is retarded, they're mentally challenged.
is short, they're vertically challenged.
is stupid, they're academically challenged.

I could go on.

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005