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main screen turn on

The proper course of action after we get signal.

Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
by ~The Nameless One~ June 23, 2007
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spam

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.
Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005
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guidelines

Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.
1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. modified
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005
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Death

Something to be rejoiced. Sure it hurts when it's somebody close, but if nobody died, but people were born, it would get overcrowded, and really suck. If nobody died and nobody was born, in all probability you wouldn't exist, and you are certainly limited to your current family. Eternally.

To fear it is irrational, and a waste of your finite, limited, short time.
If you are, death is not.
If death is, you are not.

"Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?"

Epicuris
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
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kill it with fire

Destroy it with extreme-ly hot flames.
Host--Hey, welcome to the bonfire. You bring your share?
Guest--Here's a semister's worth of psychology notes.
Host-Sweet. KILL IT WITH FIRE!
by ~The Nameless One~ July 22, 2006
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angelina jolie

Gone in 60 seconds was a 2000 remake of the 1974 version, which was low budget. Would've been a shitty remake if not for the extreme hottness of the Hot chick you just looked up.
by ~The Nameless One~ May 14, 2005
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nap time

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.
Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?
by ~The Nameless One~ August 3, 2005
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