~The Nameless One~'s definitions
Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.
(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)
It's also the most common ice cream flavor.
(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)
It's also the most common ice cream flavor.
*Man first discovered vanilla*
Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!
Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*
Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!
Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*
by ~The Nameless One~ May 18, 2005
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You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)
by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005
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Phony Famous Doc: Dr Harris?
Cluless but skilled doctor: Yes?
Phony Famous Doc: Do you concur?
Cluless but skilled doctor: Concur with... what, sir?
See it. Then you'll understand. By the time you're reading this, it's probably on TV anyway.
Cluless but skilled doctor: Yes?
Phony Famous Doc: Do you concur?
Cluless but skilled doctor: Concur with... what, sir?
See it. Then you'll understand. By the time you're reading this, it's probably on TV anyway.
by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005
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