nap time

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.

Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?

by ~The Nameless One~ August 03, 2005

oh nose

A really funny way to type oh nos, which is a sarcastic and mocking way of saying oh no.

Because, when you pronounce oh nos, it sounds like, "oh Nose"
Like the anatomy part. So it's kinda funny. Get it? Got it? Good.

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT MY *insert personal & embarassing item here.* AT *insert friend*'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

*Insert sarcastic remark* (Hint: Look at the word you're looking up)

So it looks like:

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT VIBRATOR AT JIM'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

OH NOSE!

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

faith

As defined by dictionary.com:

2.Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.

"We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence. The substitution of emotion for evidence is apt to lead to strife, since different groups, substitute different emotions."
— Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

by ~The Nameless One~ July 20, 2008

imao

In
My
Awesome
Opinion

IMAO, the A in IMAO stands for Awesome.

by ~The Nameless One~ April 09, 2006

the big salad

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's

At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.

by ~The Nameless One~ September 06, 2005

examples

What are required to go along with every urbandictionary definition.

It's somewhat ridiculous that you have to use the word in the example, since you can amply do so without using the word.

No examples required. (But there's one anyway)

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

play-doh

The second coolest thing in the world. Just like fire except it's not hot. And you can squeeze it in your hands. And it comes in multiple colors. And it smells like shit. And unlike fire it can't burn down houses and forests. Come to think of it, its not really like fire at all....Shit

This play=doh is just like fire. I mean....errr....ummm.....shit

by ~The Nameless One~ July 17, 2005