~The Nameless One~'s definitions

cool

What Urbandictionary.com is.
This works, unlike other words, because cool is eternal.

Urbandictionary.com is cool.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005

faith

As defined by dictionary.com:

2.Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.

"We may define "faith" as the firm belief in something for which there is no evidence. Where there is evidence, no one speaks of "faith." We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence. The substitution of emotion for evidence is apt to lead to strife, since different groups, substitute different emotions."
— Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

by ~The Nameless One~ July 20, 2008

low

The opposite of high. Comes after being really high, then you just... aren't high. That's a great contrast, so you feel low.

A form of depression that comes after being high.

What goes up... must come down.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 17, 2005

spam

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.

Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005

gwad

An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."

If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad?

Just food for thought.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005

main screen turn on

The proper course of action after we get signal.

Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.

Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!

by ~The Nameless One~ June 23, 2007