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spam

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.
Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005
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gwad

An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."
If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad?

Just food for thought.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005
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guidelines

Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.
1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. modified
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005
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main screen turn on

The proper course of action after we get signal.

Likely followed by immediate recognition of whomever is attempting to contact you, especially to find out how are you gentlemen.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
by ~The Nameless One~ June 23, 2007
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why

The word that means "y" must really be a vowel.
Either that, or some words have no vowels... why? Nobody knows.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005
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soft-drink

The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified.

Just kidding.

Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...
Coca-Cola.
Pepsi.
... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.
by ~The Nameless One~ October 23, 2005
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screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.
Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)
by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005
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