~The Nameless One~'s definitions

bad news bear

The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.

You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

soft-drink

The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified.

Just kidding.

Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...

Coca-Cola.
Pepsi.
... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ October 23, 2005

screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.

Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)

by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005

spam

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.

Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005

low

The opposite of high. Comes after being really high, then you just... aren't high. That's a great contrast, so you feel low.

A form of depression that comes after being high.

What goes up... must come down.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 17, 2005

guidelines

Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. modified
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005

gwad

An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."

If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad?

Just food for thought.

by ~The Nameless One~ July 8, 2005