~The Nameless One~'s definitions

once over

Brief glance in their general direction, be it due to a distraction they caused (that you don't find important), they're just somebody in the way of what you're searching, or they irritate you and you flash them a look of disgust.

Doing a once over on a criminal is not enough to get a detailed description to a police detective.

You're in a crowded hallway. You're looking for your friend. You look to your left, than to your right. There's no sign of him/her. That's a once-over.

"So, did you get a good look at the criminal?"
"Well, not really. I mean... he was ... male. And... erm... flat chested."
"That's the best you can do? Reports of other victims say you glanced in the his direction before he had his mask on."
"I just did a once over, man!"
"... A what?"

So now I put it on UD. Now I can tell the next person who asks, to look it up.

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

Double Take

When you do a once over on somebody, but something about them (male in a dress, purple hair, somebody looks like somebody you know in a crowd, etc.) caught your eye.

Often due to surprise at what you *thought* you saw, but you desire a second glance.

"Lose Control" by Missy Elliot. (It asked for an example. This is not my favorite song.)

"I’ve got a cute face
Chubby waist
Thick legs in shape
Rump shakin’ both ways
Make you do a double take"

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

soft-drink

The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified.

Just kidding.

Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...

Coca-Cola.
Pepsi.
... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ October 23, 2005

examples

What are required to go along with every urbandictionary definition.

It's somewhat ridiculous that you have to use the word in the example, since you can amply do so without using the word.

No examples required. (But there's one anyway)

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

Death

Something to be rejoiced. Sure it hurts when it's somebody close, but if nobody died, but people were born, it would get overcrowded, and really suck. If nobody died and nobody was born, in all probability you wouldn't exist, and you are certainly limited to your current family. Eternally.

To fear it is irrational, and a waste of your finite, limited, short time.

If you are, death is not.
If death is, you are not.

"Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?"

Epicuris

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

oh nose

A really funny way to type oh nos, which is a sarcastic and mocking way of saying oh no.

Because, when you pronounce oh nos, it sounds like, "oh Nose"
Like the anatomy part. So it's kinda funny. Get it? Got it? Good.

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT MY *insert personal & embarassing item here.* AT *insert friend*'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

*Insert sarcastic remark* (Hint: Look at the word you're looking up)

So it looks like:

OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT VIBRATOR AT JIM'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo

OH NOSE!

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

low

The opposite of high. Comes after being really high, then you just... aren't high. That's a great contrast, so you feel low.

A form of depression that comes after being high.

What goes up... must come down.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 17, 2005