zxulu tha big lip bandit's definitions

skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.

me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004

fuck boy

used in the dirrty south it means a nigga you dont like.i heard it on the 99 problems but lil flip aint one retaliation song by T.I.

you betta raise up and clear outta here here fuck boy.see fuck nigga

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 4, 2004

small potatoes

i really dont know the background of this saying but you say it refering to something small.

me-now dog,why would you cause thisfracas with your dad over such small potatoes?
chris-nigga what potatoes got to do wit dis?

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 18, 2004

718

Area code for quite a few famous New York cities.Mainly tha Bronx and brooklynBk,also Staten Isle,most of Rockaway,Long Island,Middle Village,La Guardia Airport and Jaimaca to name few.My bad to all those i missed.

Bk dont need to stand up because it was neva sittin down y'all.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 18, 2004

rascist

Ok i dont know if rascist is a europeon or british spelling of racist so I will not say anyone here is dumb or retarded.(yet anyway)Anyway we are all racist at heart whether we like to admit it or not.I dont hold it against anyone and I sure hope people will get over it and just accept that we all have had the most offensive statements prepared in our minds if a person offends us. i.e Nigger,Guinea,Wop,Wetback,Spic, etc. P.s I am black and the only reason I didnt rip on whites here is because I couldnt choose my favorite disparaging term for them.(there are sooo many)

Black man thinking"this cracka ass muthafucka better not jump out there or ill beat his fuckin ass".
Black man says:So officer, what did I do?
White cop thinks"This nigger knows exactly what the fuck he did.I should slug him for dicking around with me wasting my time with this bullshit".
White cop says:You were doing 65 in the 55 zone. Liscense and registration sir.Oh Chris Rock I didnt recognize you. I love your comedy.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004

TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS

Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.

Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004