zxulu tha big lip bandit's definitions
paul-You comin to the gogo? UCB and Raw Image playin there tonite.
me-Where at?
paul-mad chef.
me-Mad chef is like a fuckin closet.Im goin to club levels.BYB and Fatal Attraction is there.
me-Where at?
paul-mad chef.
me-Mad chef is like a fuckin closet.Im goin to club levels.BYB and Fatal Attraction is there.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit January 7, 2005
Get the UCB mug.Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004
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me:son, you got me fucked up kid.
(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.
(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004
Get the you got me fucked up mug.wow you just walked past the police chief smoking some weed while talking loudly about fucking his daughter and discussing a shipment of cocaine you have coming in next week.you wild as the taliban.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 4, 2004
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by ZXULU THA BIG LIP BANDIT January 2, 2005
Get the soundclick.com mug.The Backyard Band native to the D.C metro area.To the bitch ass nigga/cracker who got it deleted:
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by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 14, 2004
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