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Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.
I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.
by zwill May 10, 2006
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When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.
My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.
by zwill May 25, 2006
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When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.
My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.
by zwill May 15, 2006
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When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.
My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.
by zwill May 1, 2006
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