zutroy's definitions
Ross: I just want to woo her
Chandler: Or...you could take her back to the 19th Century when that word was last used!
Chandler: Or...you could take her back to the 19th Century when that word was last used!
by zutroy August 8, 2004
Get the woomug. by zutroy August 30, 2004
Get the Newcastle Unitedmug. What would happen under certain governments;
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
Get the Governmentmug. A team I'm not particularly fond of, but they have a good manager and they fucking hate Burnley bastards, which makes them alright by me
I went to Ewood Park for the Blackburn v Burnley FA Cup replay and never have I experienced such a hostile atmosphere. Plus Burnley lost, which made it even better
by zutroy March 2, 2005
Get the Blackburn Roversmug. 
A confusing term used by Manchester United fans to infuriate scousers as they have no idea we're insulting them
by zutroy February 13, 2004
Get the ysbmug.