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Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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American Dreams

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American Dreams
by zutroy September 14, 2004
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sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!
by zutroy February 12, 2004
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chorer

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax
ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer
by zutroy February 11, 2004
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Newcastle United

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes
Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"
by zutroy August 30, 2004
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little britain

Friend #1 - Little Britain is too funny!
Friend #2 - Yeah I Know!
by zutroy March 30, 2004
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vice city

The only game which saddened me to complete, because I never wanted it to end
GTA Vice City will probably go down as the most enjoyable PS2 game ever
by zutroy September 17, 2004
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