11 definitions by zoeyainthowuspellit
by zoeyainthowuspellit April 11, 2007
A girl who constantly announces her desire to go to the Warped Tour. If said girl has already gone to Warped, she will post 3,000+ pictures of herself and various bands on her Facebook and/or MySpace.
A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.
A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.
by zoeyainthowuspellit July 19, 2009
Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).
Often are very amusing to watch.
Often are very amusing to watch.
#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
by zoeyainthowuspellit August 20, 2008
The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
by zoeyainthowuspellit November 11, 2007
The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.
by zoeyainthowuspellit November 30, 2007
by zoeyainthowuspellit October 4, 2007
by zoeyainthowuspellit April 13, 2007