zingeraddict's definitions
1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.
2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.
My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.
There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.
There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
Get the Blowfessionalmug. 1. An angelic girl who can be seen as perfect in all ways, even though she'll never admit it. She is very beautiful, but remains in denial about her looks, even though she looks amazing even at the worst of times. She has an amazing personality which matches her ravishing body. She has a great love of food (especially nasi lemak with sotong sambal) and a good sense of humour. A day with Karen is never wasted, and when you experience this you will realize that nothing else can ever be as fulfilling. From the point you meet and fall in love with her you will know you want to be with her for the rest of your life.
2. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts nor your heart, always to the be the only one on your mind. Unbelievably beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleam with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
She's hotter than the sun! Sweeter than sugar. Cooler than Ice. She's very smart and cute. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and enticing eyes that are more beautiful than the midnight glimmer of the moon . She's like a drug, you'd become addicted to her! If you fall in love with her you won't be able to stop.
2. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts nor your heart, always to the be the only one on your mind. Unbelievably beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleam with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
She's hotter than the sun! Sweeter than sugar. Cooler than Ice. She's very smart and cute. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and enticing eyes that are more beautiful than the midnight glimmer of the moon . She's like a drug, you'd become addicted to her! If you fall in love with her you won't be able to stop.
Dude 1 : Who is that enticing woman over there ?
Dude 2 : That is Daya's Woman, she is known to be the sexiest person to have walked on this planet. Some say that she is an angel sent from heaven.
Dude 1 : That explains how she brings heaven on earth.
Dude 2 : That is Daya's Woman, she is known to be the sexiest person to have walked on this planet. Some say that she is an angel sent from heaven.
Dude 1 : That explains how she brings heaven on earth.
by zingeraddict April 18, 2019
Get the Daya's Womanmug. 1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
Get the Space Coitusmug. 1.a powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.
2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.
2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.
Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
Get the Colt Single Action Armymug. Meaning I want to fuck you. A way to express one's desire for fucking another.Say it out loudly and proudly .
Cibi :ok honey, i've gotta go
Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!
Cibi :...what does that mean?...
Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.
Cibi : Come to my place now !!!
Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!
Cibi :...what does that mean?...
Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.
Cibi : Come to my place now !!!
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
Get the i 1 2 4 qmug. 1.Proof that knowledge is power !
2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6.The reason your dad still has his spark
7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6.The reason your dad still has his spark
7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the Sexducationmug. 1 .Malaysian Indian/Indian word for vagina
2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.
3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".
4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.
3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".
4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
"Vandhu en pudek nakku" means come lick my cunt. Pundek is often prefixed with prefixes like Kaena or kerya like kaenapundek meaning stupid cunt keryapundek means old cunt.Pundek is often pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-pundek means stupid cunt. "Dei Mutta pundek" means hey stupid cunt. "aaya pundeki madiri loosa irukku". It is loose like an old woman's cunt.
Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !
Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!
Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !
Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!
Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
by zingeraddict October 2, 2011
Get the Pundekmug.