zingeraddict's definitions
1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?
Daya : He shakes his spear.
Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??
Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.
William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
Daya : He shakes his spear.
Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??
Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.
William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the Shaking the spearmug. 1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.
2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends
3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.
5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends
3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.
5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
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Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Fuckitupismmug. 1.Proof that knowledge is power !
2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6.The reason your dad still has his spark
7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6.The reason your dad still has his spark
7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the Sexducationmug. An obligation that must be carried out by a nerd (a person whose IQ exceeds his weight).Usually things like reading a dictionary or an entire encyclopedia or anatomy book. Or even worse doing vector calculus just for fun. Most of them do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty
Eg: holy crap i almost forgot my nerdbligation to complete memorizing this encyclopedia about keyboards
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the Nerdbligationmug. 1 .Malaysian Indian/Indian word for vagina
2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.
3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".
4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.
3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".
4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
"Vandhu en pudek nakku" means come lick my cunt. Pundek is often prefixed with prefixes like Kaena or kerya like kaenapundek meaning stupid cunt keryapundek means old cunt.Pundek is often pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-pundek means stupid cunt. "Dei Mutta pundek" means hey stupid cunt. "aaya pundeki madiri loosa irukku". It is loose like an old woman's cunt.
Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !
Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!
Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !
Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!
Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
by zingeraddict October 2, 2011
Get the Pundekmug. 1. A wimp. A person without a spine. Someone who has others do the dirty work for them. Someone who backs down from confrontation or sneaks around and has others do the job for them.
2. A human being that physically has male reproductive organs but doesn't know the first thing about being a real man.
3. When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.
4. A weak person who lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.
5. One who screws his friends over to cover his own cowardly ass
6. A weak person that always gets stepped on. All talk and no action. A non-vocal vocalist. Someone who will recieve a Dirty sanchez willingly and then complain to their peers about it later. Spineless fuck,supreme follower with alot of mouth. Coward of the highest order.
7. cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches.A genuine pussy.
2. A human being that physically has male reproductive organs but doesn't know the first thing about being a real man.
3. When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.
4. A weak person who lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.
5. One who screws his friends over to cover his own cowardly ass
6. A weak person that always gets stepped on. All talk and no action. A non-vocal vocalist. Someone who will recieve a Dirty sanchez willingly and then complain to their peers about it later. Spineless fuck,supreme follower with alot of mouth. Coward of the highest order.
7. cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches.A genuine pussy.
Ashwin : Holy titty fuck, you still live you bastardo !! i thought my friends had beaten the living daylights out of you.
Daya : Only a spineless fuck like you would get a bunch of friends to fight me instead of confronting me yourself.I drove my fists through their chest and now i am gonna break your fucking face and rip off your lips and use them to kiss my dog's ass ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐
Ashwin : i may suck at many things but i am good at 1 thing *runs like the spineless fuck he is*
Daya: You are dead mother fucker !!! *catches Ashwin and beats the living shit out of him*
*Ashwin craps in his pants and finally draws his last breath*
Daya : Only a spineless fuck like you would get a bunch of friends to fight me instead of confronting me yourself.I drove my fists through their chest and now i am gonna break your fucking face and rip off your lips and use them to kiss my dog's ass ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐
Ashwin : i may suck at many things but i am good at 1 thing *runs like the spineless fuck he is*
Daya: You are dead mother fucker !!! *catches Ashwin and beats the living shit out of him*
*Ashwin craps in his pants and finally draws his last breath*
by zingeraddict October 2, 2011
Get the Spineless fuckmug. When Legendary Dark Knight dresses like a Bat to invoke fear in his enemies gives the ultimate form of sexual climax that gives woman an explosive feeling similar to a sexual eruption feeling that releases all the rapture, sensual flow of love, tender and romantic feelings and fiery passion hidden deep beneath the layers of the soul in a single go. .The feeling of being embraced in muscular arms and loved The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. That is the true meaning of a Batgasm
Avy Priya : I met batman last night.
Samantha : i see , so anything happened ?
Avy Priya : yeah he gave me a Batgasm !
Samantha :-drools-...u are blessed by the gods !
Samantha : i see , so anything happened ?
Avy Priya : yeah he gave me a Batgasm !
Samantha :-drools-...u are blessed by the gods !
by zingeraddict January 3, 2012
Get the Batgasmmug.