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A javelin is a light spear designed primarily for casting as a ranged weapon. The javelin is almost always thrown by hand, unlike the arrow and slingshot, which are projectiles shot from a mechanism. However, hurling devices do exist to assist the javelin thrower in achieving greater distance.
Hot teacher :The word javelin comes from Middle English and it derives from Old French javeline, a diminutive of javelot which meant spear. The word javelot probably originated from the Celtic language.
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Javelinmug. 1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Plant shitmug. international understanding of 'fuck you'
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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
Get the One finger salutemug. Ashwin : I farted
Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
Get the Fartceptionmug. 1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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Need i say more ?
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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Need i say more ?
Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*
Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Middle finger erectionmug. An obligation that must be carried out by a nerd (a person whose IQ exceeds his weight).Usually things like reading a dictionary or an entire encyclopedia or anatomy book. Or even worse doing vector calculus just for fun. Most of them do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty
Eg: holy crap i almost forgot my nerdbligation to complete memorizing this encyclopedia about keyboards
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the Nerdbligationmug. 1 .Malaysian Indian/Indian word for vagina
2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.
3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".
4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.
3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".
4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.
7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
"Vandhu en pudek nakku" means come lick my cunt. Pundek is often prefixed with prefixes like Kaena or kerya like kaenapundek meaning stupid cunt keryapundek means old cunt.Pundek is often pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-pundek means stupid cunt. "Dei Mutta pundek" means hey stupid cunt. "aaya pundeki madiri loosa irukku". It is loose like an old woman's cunt.
Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !
Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!
Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !
Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!
Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
by zingeraddict October 2, 2011
Get the Pundekmug.