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1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Shield mug.When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's friendship mug.1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the Retardo mug.A word that takes awesomeness to a whole new level.Usually used when something extremely amazing happens,something extremely pleasant.A word similar to uber coolness.The ultimate form of awesomeness !!!
Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
by zingeraddict November 8, 2010
Get the awesome shit mug.Basically, someone who picks a fight with you and backs away not because the person is opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because the coward may get injured. A true spineless fuck that lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.Coward of the highest order.
Ashwin : What are you gonna do ? You think you can beat me ?
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
by zingeraddict October 16, 2011
Get the Puscifist mug.1. Proof that knowledge is power !
2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6. The reason your dad still has his spark
7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6. The reason your dad still has his spark
7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the Sexducation mug.1. Another word for penis
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
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