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cunt prowler

Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.

3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."

2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Force job

Force job

1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.

2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.

3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.

4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.

If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.

When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.

'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda

'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 27, 2011
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midnight glimmer

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.
the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.
by zingeraddict November 13, 2010
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Shield

1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.

2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?

Daya: Let's do this

Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)

*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*

Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)

Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^

Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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Space Coitus

1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.

2. When you are fucking in outer space.

3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''

Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.

Daya : So, how was it ???

Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.

Daya : Is it fun ?

Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.

Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.

Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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Blowfessional

1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.

2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.

My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.

There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Colt Single Action Army

1.a powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
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