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A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the vibrator boyfriend mug.1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.
2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.
3.An epic fucking ability.
2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.
3.An epic fucking ability.
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
Get the Sexprowess mug.1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Guan dao mug.Basically, someone who picks a fight with you and backs away not because the person is opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because the coward may get injured. A true spineless fuck that lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.Coward of the highest order.
Ashwin : What are you gonna do ? You think you can beat me ?
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
by zingeraddict October 16, 2011
Get the Puscifist mug.The epitome of boundless beauty. A name that means Goddess Lakshmi, Born of the ocean. People given this name will have good fortune by their side and be successful in all their endeavours. People gifted with this name are born beautiful, intelligent and have a limitless learning capability.
Doctor : Wait a second. That new maxilofacial surgeon is also a beauty queen?
Doctor 2 : Yup, that is the true power of Dr Siinthujaa !
Doctor 2 : Yup, that is the true power of Dr Siinthujaa !
by zingeraddict June 22, 2023
Get the Siinthujaa mug.1. Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs.
2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."
3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."
3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
Get the cunt prowler mug.1. Proof that knowledge is power !
2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6. The reason your dad still has his spark
7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6. The reason your dad still has his spark
7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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