zingeraddict's definitions
1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?
Daya : He shakes his spear.
Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??
Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.
William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
Daya : He shakes his spear.
Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??
Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.
William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the Shaking the spear mug.1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi
by zingeraddict December 7, 2011
Get the Force job mug.Force job
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 27, 2011
Get the Force job mug.1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
Get the Fucktardo mug.1. To convey an expression of awesomeness,epicness or uberness.
2. A spectacular fuck.
3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.
4. A super fuck that may break your bed
2. A spectacular fuck.
3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.
4. A super fuck that may break your bed
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the fucktaculous mug.A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the vibrator boyfriend mug.1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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