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Colt Single Action Army

1.a powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
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vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
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Fucktardo

1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!

*defeats Fernando *

Fernando : i cant believe i lost..

* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*

Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!

*Fernando commits suicide*

I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.

You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
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fucktaculous

1. To convey an expression of awesomeness,epicness or uberness.

2. A spectacular fuck.

3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.

4. A super fuck that may break your bed
Dude ,she was a great catch but sex with her sister was motherfucking fucktaculous !!!
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Sexprowess

1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.

2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.

3.An epic fucking ability.
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Guan dao

1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")

2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.

John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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Khavipriya

The epitome of the indian female. She radiates awesomeness in everything she does, whether it's ordering a Zinger, listening to rad Metal and rock music or simply playing Dragon's nest . She's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

Khavipriya carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, eats, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fags or nagging bitches. Her badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional. That's the Khavi i know.
Dude1 : Holy f*ck who the hell is that badass looking girl overflowing with style ?

Dude2 : I don't know man, but its probably Khavipriya.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2013
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