Pundek

1 .Malaysian Indian/Indian word for vagina

2 .The beautiful area between a woman's legs.One of the best parts of a woman's body.

3 .It also means a girl, a bastard, a dickhead, a shithole and a motherfucker, etc..(not often)It may also be a negative supportive adjective to be placed in front of a subject noun, like "fucking shit" in english. However, this word is always for describing negative things, not exactly like "fucking" in english. In english, "fucking" can be added in front of a subject or noun to express "very much".

4. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.

5. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pundek refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.

6. Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Tamil language.

7. A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.
"Vandhu en pudek nakku" means come lick my cunt. Pundek is often prefixed with prefixes like Kaena or kerya like kaenapundek meaning stupid cunt keryapundek means old cunt.Pundek is often pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-pundek means stupid cunt. "Dei Mutta pundek" means hey stupid cunt. "aaya pundeki madiri loosa irukku". It is loose like an old woman's cunt.

Dylan : That girl with the blue dress has a tight pundek.i am gonna fuck her soaking wet pundek when i get the chance.Damn, that pundek makes me crazy !

Josh: You fucking pundek ,the woman you are pointing at is my sister !!!! Go lick some dog pundek, you fuck!!! Say away from my sister !!!

Dylan: You are a pundek.Period.
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Fuckitupism

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

Guy who got fucked up :

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Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
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colossal cock

A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
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Cum preclude

1. To preclude/prevent the act of cumming in order to indulge in more sessions of sexual acts.

2. To prevent the act of cumming for a duration of time as after ejaculation the erected penis of a person will become flaccid and they cannot engage in sex temporarily as the women can no longer feel a hard penis in her vagina.

3. When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

4. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex (optional) and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
Sexy blond : (Whispers), Soul meets soul on a lovers lips.I just know where to touch you and I just know what to do ♥ *Kisses Dylan passionately while unbuttoning his shirt and running her fingers through his muscular shoulders*

Dylan : * Gently moves his warm hand from her tight ass to her breasts while caressing her hair and twisting his tongue around hers slowly before starting to kiss her eyebrows and slowly nuzzles his nose on her well shaped ears followed by gently kissing her temptingly sexy neck*

*She straddles Dylan with her smooth thighs and licks his chest all the way to his neck while running her fingers through his jet black wavy hair and gently playing with his lover lips with her teeth*

Sexy Blond : Carry me to the bed Dylan. i wanna take you around the world. (moans gently), the way your heart is racing.*Dylan slowly puts her on the bed and lifts up her blue skirt and starts to run his teeth on her thighs and soon after he grabs her slender waist and starts kissing her smooth back as she moans softly*

*Both of them undress each other while kissing every inch of each others hot sweaty bodies. She pushes Dylan on the bed and they lock eyes for a moment and very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down his throbbing cock.*

Dylan :*Moans in ecstasy* (He uses his cum preclude technique to prevent himself from cumming so he can proceed with other sexual acts later )
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vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!
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Retardo

1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. A person of subnormal intelligence.

3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Daya : You are a fucking retardo.

Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???

Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a

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