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Dayagasm

the ultimate form of sexual climax that gives a mortal an explosive similar to a sexual eruption feeling that releases all the rapture, sensual flow of love, tender and romantic feelings and fiery passion hidden deep beneath the layers of the soul in a single go. The true meaning of life. Tight grip of flaming and rapturous love within your pulsating heart.The feeling of being embraced in muscular arms and loved The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. Wanting to please each other, make the other happy, share everything, be as close as humanly possible. That is the true meaning of a Dayagasm
Girl:Oh god ! i am so wet and hot after he gave me that Dayagasm!! I love him so much i don't think i can ever leave him. Shortly after that we cuddled and after that he kissed me passionately and whispered 'i love you' in my ears.
by zingeraddict September 4, 2017
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Plant shit

1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.

2. Any drug derived from plants.

3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).

Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !

Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).

--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006

~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD

~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?
1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
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half-wit

1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict October 19, 2011
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Fartception

1. When you can smell your fart in another person's fart.

2. When two people fart at the a time .
Ashwin : I farted

Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*

Ashwin : =.='''

Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas

Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.

Josh : It's a fartception !
by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
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awesome shit

A word that takes awesomeness to a whole new level.Usually used when something extremely amazing happens,something extremely pleasant.A word similar to uber coolness.The ultimate form of awesomeness !!!
Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.

Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
by zingeraddict November 8, 2010
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Puscifist

Basically, someone who picks a fight with you and backs away not because the person is opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because the coward may get injured. A true spineless fuck that lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.Coward of the highest order.
Ashwin : What are you gonna do ? You think you can beat me ?

Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!

Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.

Daya : Puscifist !
by zingeraddict October 16, 2011
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