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Dayanandan

(Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Burgers ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life. Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.

Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.

Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!

Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.

Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*

Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!

Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.

In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.

by zingeraddict September 4, 2017

Dayagasm

the ultimate form of sexual climax that gives a mortal an explosive similar to a sexual eruption feeling that releases all the rapture, sensual flow of love, tender and romantic feelings and fiery passion hidden deep beneath the layers of the soul in a single go. The true meaning of life. Tight grip of flaming and rapturous love within your pulsating heart.The feeling of being embraced in muscular arms and loved The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. Wanting to please each other, make the other happy, share everything, be as close as humanly possible. That is the true meaning of a Dayagasm

Girl:Oh god ! i am so wet and hot after he gave me that Dayagasm!! I love him so much i don't think i can ever leave him. Shortly after that we cuddled and after that he kissed me passionately and whispered 'i love you' in my ears.

by zingeraddict September 4, 2017

Colt Single Action Army

1. A powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.

In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."

— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

midnight glimmer

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.

the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.

by zingeraddict November 13, 2010

Fucktardo

1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

4. A complete and utter fucking retard.

Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!

*defeats Fernando *

Fernando : i cant believe i lost..

* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*

Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!

*Fernando commits suicide*

I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.

You are a fucktardo. Period.

by zingeraddict October 3, 2011

Sexprowess

1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.

2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.

3.An epic fucking ability.

Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.

by zingeraddict October 10, 2011

fucktaculous

1. To convey an expression of awesomeness,epicness or uberness.

2. A spectacular fuck.

3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.

4. A super fuck that may break your bed

Dude ,she was a great catch but sex with her sister was motherfucking fucktaculous !!!

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011