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When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
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by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
Get the Sexprowess mug.1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
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2. A spectacular fuck.
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4. A super fuck that may break your bed
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4. A super fuck that may break your bed
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
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Guy : You bitch !!!!
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
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Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
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2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.
3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.
3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
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