zingeraddict's definitions

Assholius

1.A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.

2.a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.

3.A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

4.One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.

Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.

King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*

by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

half-wit

1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person

1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.

by zingeraddict October 19, 2011

Colt Single Action Army

1. A powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.

In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."

— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Dayagasm

the ultimate form of sexual climax that gives a mortal an explosive similar to a sexual eruption feeling that releases all the rapture, sensual flow of love, tender and romantic feelings and fiery passion hidden deep beneath the layers of the soul in a single go. The true meaning of life. Tight grip of flaming and rapturous love within your pulsating heart.The feeling of being embraced in muscular arms and loved The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. Wanting to please each other, make the other happy, share everything, be as close as humanly possible. That is the true meaning of a Dayagasm

Girl:Oh god ! i am so wet and hot after he gave me that Dayagasm!! I love him so much i don't think i can ever leave him. Shortly after that we cuddled and after that he kissed me passionately and whispered 'i love you' in my ears.

by zingeraddict September 4, 2017

Lazy hole

1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.

2.When your girl won't have sex with you.

Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.

Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole

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by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Cum barrage

Rapid and continuous flow of cum. The heavy shot of heavenly juices to saturate an area of a woman's body rather than hit a specific target ( vagina ) .

Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body

Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage

by zingeraddict November 23, 2010

iloveyouginity

1.The first time an individual confesses his love to another individual.The first articulation of that warm and sweet feeling called love.Usually lost when a person meets his or her first love.

2.

Wanker: that mutha fckin cock sucker just lost his iloveyouginity as soon as he met her.

porno freak: huh, to who ?

Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011