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Sunni

1. Sunni is defined as dick in Tamil

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
When I'm lost in this world, my sunni always leads the way.

Hey, wanna ride my throbbing sunni you sexy thing ;)

I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my sunni because she thought it was my phone.

"Vandhu en sunni nakku" means come lick my cock. Sunni can be prefixed with prefixes like Kaena like kaenasunni meaning stupid dick ."En sunniya umbu" means "suck my cock".Sunni can be pre-fixed with mutta or aaya etc. Mutta-sunni means stupid cock. "Dei Mutta sunni" means hey stupid dick".
by zingeraddict October 2, 2011
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Sexducation

1.Proof that knowledge is power !

2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.

4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword

3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed

4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not

5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns

6.The reason your dad still has his spark

7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !

8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth

9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.

The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.

Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.

Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D

Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
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Assholius

1.A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.

2.a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.

3.A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

4.One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.
Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.

King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
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Dayanandan

(Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Burgers ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life. Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.

Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!

Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.

Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*

Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!

Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.

In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
by zingeraddict September 4, 2017
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Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
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cockanova

1.The female version of a Casanova.

2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.

3.A woman with the morals of a man.

4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.

5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.

Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
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midnight glimmer

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.
the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.
by zingeraddict November 13, 2010
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