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1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Shield mug.1.The female version of a Casanova.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the cockanova mug.The epitome of the indian female. She radiates awesomeness in everything she does, whether it's ordering a Zinger, listening to rad Metal and rock music or simply playing Dragon's nest . She's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.
Khavipriya carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, eats, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fags or nagging bitches. Her badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional. That's the Khavi i know.
Khavipriya carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, eats, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fags or nagging bitches. Her badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional. That's the Khavi i know.
Dude1 : Holy f*ck who the hell is that badass looking girl overflowing with style ?
Dude2 : I don't know man, but its probably Khavipriya.
Dude2 : I don't know man, but its probably Khavipriya.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2013
Get the Khavipriya mug.1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
Get the Space Coitus mug.1. The female version of a Casanova
2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3. A woman with the morals of a man
4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3. A woman with the morals of a man
4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
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by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.
3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.
3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
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by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
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