Definitions by zig

nad

Producer of electronic multimedia equipment such as recievers, amplifiers, cd- and dvd-players. Both stereo and sorround sound. Known for combining fairly low prices with good quality. NAD was originally an acronym for "New Acoustic Dimesion". Founded 1972.

My sorround reciever is a NAD.

nad by Zig June 11, 2006

cornhole

When your partner eats a lot of corn and needs to take a dumb. You give them a good deep buttfuck and when you pull out you cock it is covered with corn like corn on the cob.

If you want some corn on the cocks, feed her corn and tap that cornhole.

cornhole by Zig August 29, 2005

Spunk Bed 

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.

Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!

Spunk Bed by Zig August 29, 2005

cookie waza 

Cookie Waza is a technique in martial arts (especially jujitsu) in which you grab your opponents testicles and twist. It is also known as the "five on two"

All drunken frat bastards deserve the cookie waza so that they won't be able to pass down their fratty genes.

cookie waza by Zig May 13, 2005

BDA

Bus driver ass. The way a bus driver's ass retains the shape of their seat when not in the bus. Usually a large, unpleasant ass you can rest a six-pack on.

I saw our bus driver at the store. Her BDA was in full effect.

BDA by Zig January 26, 2005

honey pot 

In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.

There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.

honey pot by ZIG January 4, 2005

turbo wedgie 

n. the act of pulling upwards on the waistband of the recipient's underwear with sufficient force to snap the underwear. In extreme cases this results in complete removal of the underwear. Most easily performed on someone wearing a thong.

Kath's thong was clearly visible above the top of her jeans, inviting a turbo wedgie.

turbo wedgie by Zig April 28, 2004