zig's definitions

yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

by Zig March 13, 2003

dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

by zig April 23, 2003

honey pot

In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.

There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.

by ZIG January 4, 2005

prawnt

a variation of "pwned" or "pwnt"

O!LL j00r7EH PR4Wn7~!!

by Zig January 6, 2004

turbo wedgie

n. the act of pulling upwards on the waistband of the recipient's underwear with sufficient force to snap the underwear. In extreme cases this results in complete removal of the underwear. Most easily performed on someone wearing a thong.

Kath's thong was clearly visible above the top of her jeans, inviting a turbo wedgie.

by Zig April 28, 2004

cornhole

When your partner eats a lot of corn and needs to take a dumb. You give them a good deep buttfuck and when you pull out you cock it is covered with corn like corn on the cob.

If you want some corn on the cocks, feed her corn and tap that cornhole.

by Zig August 29, 2005

BDA

Bus driver ass. The way a bus driver's ass retains the shape of their seat when not in the bus. Usually a large, unpleasant ass you can rest a six-pack on.

I saw our bus driver at the store. Her BDA was in full effect.

by Zig January 26, 2005