zig's definitions

yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

by Zig March 13, 2003

nad

Producer of electronic multimedia equipment such as recievers, amplifiers, cd- and dvd-players. Both stereo and sorround sound. Known for combining fairly low prices with good quality. NAD was originally an acronym for "New Acoustic Dimesion". Founded 1972.

My sorround reciever is a NAD.

by Zig June 11, 2006

dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

by zig April 23, 2003

honey pot

In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.

There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.

by ZIG January 4, 2005

throne

Toliet paper applied to toilet seat prior to laying cable.

I had to build a huge throne on that bowl.

by zig April 23, 2003

SP

Standard Pressure; 760 torr, 14.7 psi, etc.

Charles' Law works as long as the setup remains at SP.

by Zig April 2, 2003

BDA

Bus driver ass. The way a bus driver's ass retains the shape of their seat when not in the bus. Usually a large, unpleasant ass you can rest a six-pack on.

I saw our bus driver at the store. Her BDA was in full effect.

by Zig January 26, 2005