2 definitions by zetazetaram
These are the kind of parents that will do just about anything to gain fame, money or prestige through the beauty and cuteness of their children. A good example of these type of parents can be found in reality shows like "Toddlers and Tiaras" or "Dance Moms".
Becky: Did you see that dance routine that Ava performed on "Toddlers and Tiaras" last week?
Grace: *sighs* Yes.
Becky: What's wrong with it?
Grace: There's nothing wrong with the routine, or with Ava - for that matter. It's her parents.
Becky: There's something wrong with her parents?
Grace: Yeah, *scoffs* they're stage parents, duh!
Grace: *sighs* Yes.
Becky: What's wrong with it?
Grace: There's nothing wrong with the routine, or with Ava - for that matter. It's her parents.
Becky: There's something wrong with her parents?
Grace: Yeah, *scoffs* they're stage parents, duh!
by zetazetaram September 14, 2014
Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram April 23, 2016