zee's definitions

goldfish

A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.

So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.

by Zee January 24, 2005

whats good

whats up , or how's it going

hey whats good with you today

by zee April 23, 2005

ow

the word michael jackson likes to say a lot in his songs

michael jackson: OW!

by zee February 8, 2004

preppy fuck

1. An insult used when referring to an egotistical, stuck-up, preppy person.
2. Someone who is very vain.
3. The literal act. (Preps rotate their sexual partners within the same group...so its like they all fuck each other...thus a preppy fuck!)

1. Damn that preppy fuck, Daniel! He's showing off again!
2. All those preppy fucks do is fix their hair and make up in class. Can't they pay attention?
3. Yuck! It's like one big preppy fuck over there!

by Zee August 12, 2004

apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".

"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."

by zee July 9, 2006

Zee

1.n God, or one who is like a god in a certain way. Somewhat like the Zee from the N Room.

"Holy fucking shit zee pwnz" "Yeah man I know zee kicks my ass =("

by Zee March 19, 2005

pump pump

a derivation of vagina.

i need some pump pump.

by zee December 27, 2003