zee's definitions

wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)

i'd sure love to wedge catrina.

by zee December 28, 2003

HDTV

Stands for High Definition TeleVision. Widely believed to be anything better than SDTV, however, that is not the case. HDTV and SDTV are infinitely the same and HDTV only beats it out slightly on things like sharpness and MAYBE color. If you honestly can see a difference your brain is playing some serious tricks on you and is basing itself on the facts that everyone else thinks it looks better, so that's obviously the case. It's not.

I bought a HDTV, unfortunately, the quality I was getting when properly hooked up to a HDTV feed was so minimal a change in comparison to my old SDTV, that I exchanged it for my sixteen hundred dollars back.

by Zee May 3, 2006

boabom

Boabom is a science of physical and mental development, an ancient technique of self-medicine through Movement, Relaxation, Meditation, and various forms of Physical and Psychological self-defense.
The Arts of Boabom converge in a path towards self-awareness and equilibrium, helping the student to attain an optimal state of health, energy, and vitality, whether they are 8, 28, or 80.

I went to Boabom lessons, and they're great!

by zee March 20, 2005

goldfish

A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.

So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.

by Zee January 24, 2005

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

whats good

whats up , or how's it going

hey whats good with you today

by zee April 23, 2005

Seamm-Jasani

One of the Arts of Boabom

I went to take Seamm-Jasani classes, but there are more teachings to learn within the Arts of Boabom.

by zee March 20, 2005