2 definitions by zandwich

A state of extreme lassitude so intense that nothing is possible. Can affect any gender.
Guy 1: Dude, you've been binge watching for two days straight. Let's hit the taco place and find some cute chicks!
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.
by zandwich September 26, 2017
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An exclamation you make when you realize something you should have known all along, or when the person you're with has a startling revelation about something obvious.
Bob: "Wow! I never knew that donuts were so bad for you!"
Sally: "Duh 101"

Francine: "I should have known he was married! Duh 101!"
by zandwich October 5, 2010
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