6 definitions by z'mirote
UnPresidented = describes a frighteningly bizarre lack of leadership during an existential threat to Humanity.
Many Americans felt un-Presidented anxiety during these unprecedented times of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
by z'mirote May 4, 2020
A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
= a place where even the wealthy suffer, and only every third word is intelligible during a zoom call.
The Coronavirus does not discriminate between socio-economic strata, leveling all of Humanity; so when a grey rectangle appears on our screens--YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION HAS BECOME UNSTABLE-- we can barely make out every third word, combined with TERRIBLE distortion, during our only tenuous links to the outside world-- our Zoom} calls-- & we are all, thus, living in "A Third-Word Country!"
by z'mirote May 16, 2020
After the term coined by Carl Jung for the phenomenon of an apparent pattern of coincidental events which, while lacking any causal relationship, bear a meaningful relationship to the observer.
Example traditional definition of synchronicity: You just wrote a protest folk song about "fracking" and a benevolent stranger sits next to you in coach, who is going to start an open mic cafe, in YOUR hometown, to build community around issues of climate change. Sooo--
The new word Stinkchroniciy means seemingly unrelated coincidences create a shitstorm of unfortunate events in rapid succession, making the observer feel completely victimized.
Example traditional definition of synchronicity: You just wrote a protest folk song about "fracking" and a benevolent stranger sits next to you in coach, who is going to start an open mic cafe, in YOUR hometown, to build community around issues of climate change. Sooo--
The new word Stinkchroniciy means seemingly unrelated coincidences create a shitstorm of unfortunate events in rapid succession, making the observer feel completely victimized.
When the toilet tank cracked on the hottest day of the year, and the plumber's union went on strike, and your mother-in-law was due to be picked up at the train station in 5 minutes, and you go outside and see that all 4 tires have been vandalized with an ice pick, and just yesterday you tried to save money on your auto insurance and cancelled both comp and roadside assistance, WELL!, that's a whole lot of STINKCHRONICITY, alrighty, and why me, Lord, WHY ME...
by z'mirote May 4, 2020
Zeder = a Zoom Seder
During social distancing for Covid 19, intrastate, interstate, or international, family and friends observance of Passover (pesach), using internet meeting platform called "Zoom"
During social distancing for Covid 19, intrastate, interstate, or international, family and friends observance of Passover (pesach), using internet meeting platform called "Zoom"
In our Zeder, someone read a new prayer for healing and world freedom from our current "11th " plague, Coronavirus.
by z'mirote April 11, 2020