Definitions by yup

bill of rights 

Toilet paper for the White House.

Bush wipes his ass regularly with the Bill of Rights.

bill of rights by yup September 7, 2003

the Punisher 

If you're guilty, you're dead.

The Punisher was one of Marvel Comic's cool characters. Bloodthirsty vigilantes kick ass.

the Punisher by yup August 24, 2003

Music 

It's not something that you can just record and manufacture onto a CD and sell for $21.99.

Music by yup July 22, 2003

Solitaire 

The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.

Solitaire by yup June 23, 2003

han solo 

A popular Star Wars character. Not as good as Indiana Jones though.

I'll bet $40 that Indy will have kicked the shit out of Han before he reaches for that blaster.

han solo by yup June 19, 2003

penis 

Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.

Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.

penis by yup June 17, 2003

heart breaker

A gold-digging bitch

heart breaker by yup June 11, 2003