yumspoiledmilk's definitions

Dhahran Water Balloon

The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.

My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Tidwell

The act of failing at an attempt to get pussy.

The guy totally Tidwell'd himself when he said he was a Redskins fan.

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Upsilon Male

A male that is aware of the male hierarchy system, and is also aware of how to improve his standing on it (such as by transforming from a beta male to an alpha male), but wastes his time on the standings of other men instead of himself.

Bill knows that he could go to the gym and buy better clothes in order to be an alpha male instead of a beta male, however, he wastes his time giving advice to other beta males instead of applying his knowledge to himself. He is such an Upsilon Male!

by yumspoiledmilk February 8, 2021

Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

Trickle Down Shower

A shower in which you only apply body wash to the top of your body, allowing it to trickle down to your lower body in order to wash it instead of applying it yourself. Named after Ronald Reagan's famous use of "Trick Down Economics" which is known for being a failure.

Johnny: Bruh, your ass fucking STINKS.
Ronald: Really? I have been taking trickle down showers every day for a week, I should smell great!
Johnny: Bro you legit have not cleaned your ass for a week.

by yumspoiledmilk April 9, 2021

Ålesund

A city in Norway which is known for producing a multitude of very sexy and well-educated men. If you see someone in Norway with a very well chiseled jawline that is very smart - they most likely grew up in Ålesund.

My boyfriend Nico is has a PhD in Mathematics and has modeled for Vogue, are you really surprised he's from Ålesund?

by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

Tab Peeking

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.

I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!

by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019