yumspoiledmilk's definitions

Xenopixel

A gamer who hates immigrants.

My League of Legends buddy was ranting about how he hates Mexican immigrants that move into his town.. That guy is such a xenopixel.

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Tidwell

The act of failing at an attempt to get pussy.

The guy totally Tidwell'd himself when he said he was a Redskins fan.

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Dhahran Water Balloon

The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.

My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

Tab Peeking

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.

I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!

by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019

Pestilence

A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.

Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!!
Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....

by yumspoiledmilk April 4, 2022

Ålesund

A city in Norway which is known for producing a multitude of very sexy and well-educated men. If you see someone in Norway with a very well chiseled jawline that is very smart - they most likely grew up in Ålesund.

My boyfriend Nico is has a PhD in Mathematics and has modeled for Vogue, are you really surprised he's from Ålesund?

by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020