your mom's definitions

keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

by Your Mom May 21, 2005

Hizza

Referring to a hizzo (otherwise known as ho), and or a flock of hizzos.

1) Deanne is a hizza.
2) Deanne hangs out with a hizza group.

by your mom March 3, 2003

snickerdick

poop dick

shit on ones penis

by your mom September 9, 2003

corn smoker

When ones penis is bigger in width than in length, usually pertaining to a tapered effect.

"Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!! Did you see that guys corn smoker????!!??!"

by your mom October 9, 2003

roley

A person who is horny all the time

"Omg, Zack is so roley.

by Your Mom September 19, 2004

RedMonkey

a person lacking any and all self-confedence who manafests pointless topics on internet message boards as a defence mechagnism to the disorder.

any redmonkey post/topic.

by your mom December 7, 2003

cockstopper

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease

I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.

by Your Mom November 27, 2004