your mom's definitions

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

beefing

Forming raw ground beef around your penis and proceeding to shove it up a female's ass.

I was beefing this lady so hard, that when i pulled out, the beef was cooked.

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

Field School

A school in Northwest DC. It used to be in a town house downtown, but then it moved to a big mansion, and changed like crazy.

This school is so uptight, and you get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Most of the kids are stoned all the time, as well as some of the teachers.

Almost every single kid that attends this school has ADD, ADHD or some other learning disability.

Joe: Hey Bob, whats the answer to number 3?
Bob: It's- OMG A BUTTERFLY!!

by your mom April 12, 2005

yeye

a saying of unknown origin spoken only by retarded wiggers who havnt the mental compasity to form the word "yes"

guy: the club was fun
girl: yeye
guy: you're fucking retarded

by your mom April 15, 2005

Reeks

One fine sexy ho who happens to be my friend's mom. I like to bang her so hard that I pass out.

Reeks is the hottest milf I've ever met in my life.

by Your Mom April 16, 2005

splooge

when a guy gets horny he SPLOOGES!!!

matt got horny and splooged on himself!

by your mom April 18, 2005

what

what lil john says. along with OKAYY!! and YYEEEAAHHH!!!!

interviewer: so, they say you are a very skilled, intellegent vocal arist.
lil john: WHAATT!!!
interviewer: yo, homie, dey be sayin dat u be a pimp ass rappa.
lil john: YYYEAHHH!!!
interviewer: okay, we are done for today. good-bye little john.
lil john: OOKAAYY!! motha fucka die bitch dont eva call me little john
*gun shot goes off*

by your mom April 18, 2005