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Ipod

A peice of shit usic player that has Pros (Positives) and Cons (Negatives)
Ipod:
Positives -

You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -

Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader

And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod

And i'm telling it like it is
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
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pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented
G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!
by your best idiot March 16, 2010
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King K Rool

*Definiton Varies in Context*

1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel

2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series

3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!

2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?

3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
by your best idiot March 26, 2010
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kamek

Either:

1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom

2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart

3: Badass and good-lookin'
1: I can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! YOU HEAR ME PATHETIC TOAD!?!

2: I gotta buy some Kamek

3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me
by your best idiot March 10, 2010
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Afrinem

What happens when you listen to Eminem and Afroman at the same fucking time
Duuude, i'm listening to Afrinem
by your best idiot May 15, 2010
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