your best idiot's definitions

xyz

1: The username Xyz ('ksiz' or 'ziz')
2: The quote "Xamine Your Zipper"
3: The three axes in order
4: the last three letters of the alphabet (already done)
5: a big, or unkwown, number
6: a wrong result when searching Google Images
7: Fucking up

1: I wonder what XYZ is up to...
2: DUDE! XYZ!
3: I knew what X and Y are, axes. but i never knew the Z axis existed...
4: "self-explanatory"
5: that number is off the charts! let's call it ''XYZ''
6: I just XYZ'd on Google Images! what the hell!?!
7: "D'oh"! I JUST XYZ'D! WHY ME!?!

by your best idiot March 26, 2010

Tornado Fighter

a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.

Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Jiggy

1: Down with or Okay
2: Bad or Farked Up
3: The puzzle peice known throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series
4: Iggy, with a "J" sound at the beginning
5: short for Jigsaw

1: I'm jiggy, you jiggy?
2: I just took a hella jiggy shit
3:

Banjo the Bear: Hey, the last Jiggy!
Iggy Koopa: |34(|< 0|=|=, 5|-|17|-|34|),1 12 31337 (Back off, Shithead, I am too elite!
4: Jiggy Koopa is wrong, for some reason
5: Pass me that jiggy peice, will ya?

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

kamek

Either:

1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom

2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart

3: Badass and good-lookin'

1: I can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! YOU HEAR ME PATHETIC TOAD!?!

2: I gotta buy some Kamek

3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me

by your best idiot March 10, 2010

Larry

1) Larry Koopa, known cheater

2) the act of Larrying (cheating and getting away with it)

3) a guy who goes nuts and gives away answers to the next exam

in udda words, a guy who cheats and will let others cheat

1) Larry's castle is full of deathtraps, fucking cheater

2) I just got through a test and nobody knew i Larried

3) ANSWERS! GETCHA ANSWERS HERE!

by your best idiot March 6, 2010