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erectum

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

by Your Best Idiot April 1, 2010

Drinks for Cards

a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola

Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle

The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn

Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache

by your best idiot May 17, 2010

kamek

Either:

1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom

2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart

3: Badass and good-lookin'

1: I can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! YOU HEAR ME PATHETIC TOAD!?!

2: I gotta buy some Kamek

3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me

by your best idiot March 10, 2010

xyz

1: The username Xyz ('ksiz' or 'ziz')
2: The quote "Xamine Your Zipper"
3: The three axes in order
4: the last three letters of the alphabet (already done)
5: a big, or unkwown, number
6: a wrong result when searching Google Images
7: Fucking up

1: I wonder what XYZ is up to...
2: DUDE! XYZ!
3: I knew what X and Y are, axes. but i never knew the Z axis existed...
4: "self-explanatory"
5: that number is off the charts! let's call it ''XYZ''
6: I just XYZ'd on Google Images! what the hell!?!
7: "D'oh"! I JUST XYZ'D! WHY ME!?!

by your best idiot March 26, 2010

feminist

won't care for gay people... or straight people for that matter

Girl: Hey! get down from from there! i know gay marriage is wrong and all that, but if they want to get it done, let them.
Crowd: Awww,
Guy: >=( feminist bitch!
Crowd: what???

by your best idiot March 14, 2010