your best idiot's definitions

Klump

1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country

1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

banana slamma

a term used by Donkey Kong in the 90's tv show "Donkey Kong Country" usually meaning "Falcon Punch"

Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
King K. Rool: HOLY @^&*
*epic kwyjibo-like pwnage*

by your best idiot March 14, 2010

Jiggy

1: Down with or Okay
2: Bad or Farked Up
3: The puzzle peice known throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series
4: Iggy, with a "J" sound at the beginning
5: short for Jigsaw

1: I'm jiggy, you jiggy?
2: I just took a hella jiggy shit
3:

Banjo the Bear: Hey, the last Jiggy!
Iggy Koopa: |34(|< 0|=|=, 5|-|17|-|34|),1 12 31337 (Back off, Shithead, I am too elite!
4: Jiggy Koopa is wrong, for some reason
5: Pass me that jiggy peice, will ya?

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Tcha

an emphatic form of Ya, meaning Yes or You

Tcha digg?

by your best idiot April 12, 2010

kamek

Either:

1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom

2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart

3: Badass and good-lookin'

1: I can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! YOU HEAR ME PATHETIC TOAD!?!

2: I gotta buy some Kamek

3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me

by your best idiot March 10, 2010