a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
by your best idiot March 27, 2010
Get the Tornado Fightermug. 
by Your Best Idiot April 01, 2010
Get the erectummug. 1: Ditching school cause:
a: you hate it
b: it's terrible
c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes
a: you hate it
b: it's terrible
c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes
1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky
by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010
Get the Hookymug. Either:
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom
2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart
3: Badass and good-lookin'
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom
2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart
3: Badass and good-lookin'
1: I can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! YOU HEAR ME PATHETIC TOAD!?!
2: I gotta buy some Kamek
3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me
2: I gotta buy some Kamek
3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me
by your best idiot March 10, 2010
Get the kamekmug.