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From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
Get the Condition Zero mug.From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
Get the Condition One mug.Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...
I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
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Get the Smiley Face mug.by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 30, 2007
Get the ghoul mug.A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 7, 2009
Get the Joy Assassin mug.Dollar store. Place where rush-to-the-bottom, built-to-blow products are sold. Contains toys made for children, by children. Cost equals about a month's wages to the poor bastards who made it.
My dalasta 'phone sounds like the subway P.A.! Did you buy these rubbers at the dallasta'? This dalasta' super-glue is actually slippery!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
Get the Dalasta' mug.In Canada stands for Liquor Control Board, eg. LCBO... Liquor Control Board of Ontario. Clip it to L.C., and make it a name.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
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