by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 03, 2006
Get the congeal-ee-omug. A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 07, 2009
Get the Joy Assassinmug. Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...
I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme December 16, 2010
Get the Smiley Facemug. When rushing, and taking a series of small risks in order to save time, failing miserably at a simple task, and taking more time that one would behaving in an unrushed manner. The girl stalked by the killer in a thriller movie, when she drops her keys to her car, as she desperately tries to find safety... is having a rushie.
"Hurry up! I wanna bonk!", "Sorry, I'm having a rushie, I've been trying to put the rubber on upside-down"
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 01, 2006
Get the rushiemug. Dollar store. Place where rush-to-the-bottom, built-to-blow products are sold. Contains toys made for children, by children. Cost equals about a month's wages to the poor bastards who made it.
My dalasta 'phone sounds like the subway P.A.! Did you buy these rubbers at the dallasta'? This dalasta' super-glue is actually slippery!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 01, 2006
Get the Dalasta'mug. by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 30, 2007
Get the ghoulmug. In Canada stands for Liquor Control Board, eg. LCBO... Liquor Control Board of Ontario. Clip it to L.C., and make it a name.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 01, 2006
Get the Elsiemug.