yoova's definitions

freakshow politics

Used by certain political groups or agents. Freakshow politics is a divisive type of strategy that capitalizes on extreme aspects -usually negative ones- of the political opponent and utilizing those thru media and propaganda to attack that opponent's character and reputation instead of tackling the real facts and issues at hand.

John Kerry and the swift boat debacle, that was freakshow politics at its best.

by yoova October 4, 2006

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

pluto

Verb. to pluto someone or something is to downgrade, demote or remove altogether from a prestigious group or list, Like what was done to the planet of the same name.

he was plutoed like an old pair of shoes.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

citta slow

from the Italian "citta" meaning city and English "slow". It is a new trend in living that started in the Italian city of Orvieto. The concept of Citta Slow or Cittaslow tries to promote quality of life by creating a more humane and ecologically correct environment, and thru enjoyment of food, art, theatre, community gathering places etc... The movement is a staunch opponent of globalization and the increasingly fast pace of life. This an excerpt of the Cittaslow Manifesto: “towns where men are still curious of the old times, towns rich of theatres, squares, cafes, workshops, restaurants and spiritual places, towns with untouched landscapes and charming craftsman where people are still able to recognize the slow course of the Seasons and their genuine products respecting tastes, health and spontaneous customs...."

Walmart and MacDonalds hate the Citta Slow movement and hope it will never see the day of light in America.

by Yoova September 14, 2006

Condoleezzarice

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.

I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).

by Yoova September 17, 2006