yoova's definitions

blogorrhea

A blog characterized by excessive commenting on irrelevant facts. We say that the blogger suffers from uncontrollable verbal discharge or blogorrhea.

This guy's blog is full of useless crap. It is like his brain just burst with projectile blogorrhea.

by Yoova September 14, 2006

Condoleezzarice

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

freakshow politics

Used by certain political groups or agents. Freakshow politics is a divisive type of strategy that capitalizes on extreme aspects -usually negative ones- of the political opponent and utilizing those thru media and propaganda to attack that opponent's character and reputation instead of tackling the real facts and issues at hand.

John Kerry and the swift boat debacle, that was freakshow politics at its best.

by yoova October 4, 2006

metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

necessary myth

In politics, a necessary myth is what the powerful elite creates to fill an ideological or spirtual vacuum in society, with the purpose of giving the populace something to believe in. The myth can be a certain religious idea, the promise of a better future for all, or if everything else fails, the promise of protecting us from the nightmare of terror and nuclear holocaust.

Alqaeda as an extraodinary well organized and powerful network with tentacular reach was a myth created by the Neo-Conservatives. It was a necessary myth cogitated out of whole cloth by these to get a firmer grip on power and farther their misguided agenda.

by yoova October 4, 2006

fly kipping

falling asleep on a bus or other public transportation when coming back from a long day of work or a party.

It is common place for bus and train drivers in England to wakeup passengers who nod off after a long day's work. fly kipping has become a rising trend.

by yoova November 11, 2006