yeestraddler's definitions

Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010