1 definition by yamom45

They often have ginormous shlongs and which they never get to use because they are so hideous. To be classified as a tau male one must have an IQ of well above 130, have at most 5 moms, own a 2003 Miata with truck nuts, and have canted wheels at 135° centigrade.
Did you se that ugly geek, he probably can put on his pants in the morning because his cock is so big. Such a tau male!!?
by yamom45 May 18, 2021
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